I'm Not Sure Who Said It First, But The Theory That Krs Is The Red Dragon Has Been On My Mind For Days

in another, another universe

im gonna call this arcane no angst universe

Spideyhood🕷️🦇

So a few 'Peter Parker in Gotham' AUs use the idea that Dick Greyson is Peter's bio dad. I haven't yet seen an AU where Wade Wilson is somehow related to Slade Wilson, but I think it could be a fun AU. But if we combine both these together with the ship spidypool, we can create the ultimate unhinged crossover AU.

Dick doesn't know why his son from another universe is dating Slade's kid from another universe but he is about to lose it. Slade isn't dealing with this revelation much better. Meanwhile Peter and Wade are having a great time fucking around in another universe.

Peter has fangs, venom, a couple extra sets of eyes that can be hidden behind his bangs as long as they're closed, spinnerets, etc, but can still mostly pass as a human.

He falls into the DC universe and is almost immediately caught by Bad Guys(TM). They know about his powers and go through the process of preparing him to be sold to the highest bidder. The Bats catch wind of the auction and for whatever reason have to pretend to be buyers instead of taking down the operation.

Peter ends up getting bought by the Bats (mostly cuz he was the most dangerous meta on auction and couldn't let him get bought by one of the super villains in attendance) and does not get the memo that he's no longer in danger and has been saved. Well, they did attempt to tell him, but he didn't really believe them.

They set him up in one of their safe houses while they try to take down the trafficking organization.

It ends up being a big enough thing that they need to bring more people in to take the whole organization down.

Peter isn't forgotten while they're dealing with the traffickers, and he's very leery of their presence whenever they show up. He's tried attacking them a handful of times and the ensuing fight never ends in his favor. Slowly, he realizes that they aren't pulling some sort of long con and starts believing that maybe he's safe.

The Bats are slowly growing more and more fond of him as he opens up to them. By the time they've taken down the trafficking ring, he's basically part of the family.

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Shinso 'proposed' to izuku with 25 cent rings he got from a coin machine on random Tuesday morning

At this point in time they were still just friends and were only playing around, still they both wore the rings proudly on their left hand

They didn't even fit, they had to cut the cheap metal with scissors so they could stretch the ring over their fingers. They also asked mina to borrow clear nail polish to coat the rings in because the cheap material was staining their hands green

They jokingly referred to the other as their fiancee and when they got into small playful arguments they would occasionally 'call off' the engagement only to immediately apologize and 'propose' again

During this time Shinso realized how much he loved the sight of a ring on his finger. It was a toy ring that definitely looked the part but he just fell in love with the way the painted gold caught in the sunlight

He loved talking to izuku and seeing their matching rings together. It's stupid but his little joke about proposing with 25 cent rings made him realize his feelings for the other boy

So shinso began to save up money, and when he finally had a good amount he went out and bought two rings. Rings made out of silver that actually fit and wouldn't stain their fingers. Promise rings.

He presented them to izuku on a weekend when they were hanging out in one of their dorms just talking. He prepared a whole speech about how the toy rings made him realize how he really felt and that he wanted their relationship to be real

I'm imagining a scenario like "I'm not ready to get married right now, were too young to even be thinking of marriage right now, but one day I hope to propose to you with real rings made out of real rings. For now, I hope you'll take these, a promise of a future together."

"Dick Grayson is the mentally stable one of the Batfamily"

Ah yes, the same Dick Grayson who literally every time a particularly unpleasant event happens his most normal "coping method" is HALLUCINATIONS.

"Dick Grayson, the multiversal constant," yes, just like his hallucinations are Dick's constant in every freaking universe.

Do you think when Damian first arrived at Gotham and to the Wayne Manor, he got an ick because Americans wear shoes indoors? Imagine him automatically starting to take off his shoes, searching for slippers, and realising that everyone just... walk around in their boots... without a care in the world?

Dick, jumping on the coach with his converses, straight from the street: So, watcha doing?

Damian, with his eye twitching: ...Why would you do that.

Damian, entering Tim's room to announce that the dinner is ready: Drake, Alfred had-

Tim, laying on his bed in his shoes peacefully:

Damian, through his gritted teeth: Unbecoming.

Tim: I JUST BREATHED

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