Eddie: I've Already Sent Good Vibes Your Way… They’re Coming. There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop

Eddie: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Dan, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Eddie:

Eddie: fsh

Eddie: Venom was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Venom: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Eddie: Venom, you ate a chair.

Anne: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Eddie: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Eddie: Is something burning?

Venom: Just my love for you.

Eddie: Venom, the toaster is on fire.

*Eddie and Venom sitting in jail together*

Venom: So who should we call?

Eddie: I’d call Anne, but I feel safer in jail

Eddie: I can explain.

Anne: Can you?

Eddie: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Eddie: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Dan: Alright, what's 30x17?

Eddie: 47

Dan: That's not even close.

Eddie: But it was fast.

Eddie: This is a mistake

Venom, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Eddie: But not today

Venom, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Venom: I prevented a murder today.

Eddie: Really? How’d you do that?

Venom: self control.

Eddie: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Venom: Three words.

Eddie: