The Urge To Have A Fight Like This

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

Back in class 7 i had this very close friend and we used to banter with each other a lot , she used to roast me i too returned the favour. Now this friend of mine used to apply a lot of oil in her hair and come to school everyday, i remember it was geography class and we were learning about oil spills and she was sitting right beside me so I looked her dead in the eye and said "man if you dip your hair in the ocean it will cause a big oil spill, massive devastation RIP marine life" lmao I think this was one of the best creative roast i cooked up in the moment even she was cackling after that.

I truly truly loathe those "brutally honest" people who are just disgustingly rude and hide behind the "straightforward, no bullshit" or "what you want me to sugarcoat things for you" no how about you just have some fucking decency. There is a difference between honesty and cruelty. People weaponize truth and think empathy makes them weak. But you know what's worse, the people around them who agree, laugh, walk on eggshells for these scumbags. You see it in their eyes they know it's wrong that it's fucking messed up but they choose to stay silent maybe they silently agree, maybe they need something or they're scared to speak up, maybe they were fooled at first but it's too late now. These people are often your family, friends, colleagues their silent betrayal is what cuts even more deeper than the insults masked as jokes. This is how the worst of the people thrive, what's even funnier or sadder is that these assholes have slightly higher chances of some redemption than the ones who enabled the asshole they will rot forever in that silence and agreement and perhaps it's deserved now I realize that's their punishment they inflicted upon themselves.

If I were a stereotypical (with a twist) villain I would be the type of villain who is stone hearted, lonesome, intimidating, no close ones no intel on surface level, the silence which would make people shake and saying something wrong in front of me would be a death sentence. Undeafted by all power, force and intellect. Though not infallible eventually for if you dig deep enough and find core memories of me hidden deep and scattered in the form of puzzles which drives one crazy solving them but when you do eventually you find them useless.. for they are memories of a person along with what made them that way (not the complete story somethings left for interpretation) nothing of the puzzle you solve show result of how to beat me physically.

Scene

Where it seems like the villain has defeated the hero and is walking away and the hero mentions the core memory the villain halts two outcomes one where I halt and crumble ( time to strike ) and the other one where i halt and look back just to smirk and walk away once again. Even though it might have felt like a strong memory to mention, to both the hero and the reader.

Man phone so dry at times the only notifications i get are "looks like you are wearing your earphones longer than recommended-" and those weird message scammy messages sent by rummycircle and whatever 11 chaal bhaak saale

daily affirmations

wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated wait im goated

Side effects of life.

Man I have sunk lower than the mariana trench so now it's just me and some ancient jellyfish chilling down here scientists discover every 200 years.

Can you believe I have free will and freedom of speech oh my I mean people around me or my whole country did a very good job of convincing me I didn't. Ha fuck y'all I'm ungovernable it's says right here on this crusty paper look-

*goes missing*

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to