Back in class 7 i had this very close friend and we used to banter with each other a lot , she used to roast me i too returned the favour. Now this friend of mine used to apply a lot of oil in her hair and come to school everyday, i remember it was geography class and we were learning about oil spills and she was sitting right beside me so I looked her dead in the eye and said "man if you dip your hair in the ocean it will cause a big oil spill, massive devastation RIP marine life" lmao I think this was one of the best creative roast i cooked up in the moment even she was cackling after that.
I think I have self maxed out. But I'll keep hanging out with myself though because it's fun and I get my jokes.
Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles
Sometimes the weight of pain on my heart feels so fucking heavy and excruciating I wish had wanda's power who lost herself in grief so much she bent reality to create a hex reshaping everything around her but I don't want to take innocent people hostage and make them act in my favour ....it's hurts so fucking much
"life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of a man could invent" - sherlock holmes ( A case of identity)
women who use tiktok i am talking to you directly. yall gotta stop engaging in this girl math women shouldn’t vote shit. it’s not a silly ironic joke men mean that and they are making fun of you. listen to me. call them out when you see it happen. show the kids who use that bastard app that it’s not okay to make jokes like that. stop being part of the problem and stand up for yourselves
My life becomes utopia but the emo still runs deep in my veins.
I think therefore I am
You don't therefore you're not.
https://www.tumblr.com/celestialveilinn?source=share yeah my secondary blog is my main blog I know I fucked up. she's me y'all lmao if you follow her and find this blog liking your posts know it's me. can only like and follow from main blog :/
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