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"i am sorry. if you have been wronged, we will find the truth... but the rules of the court must be upheld."

Sometimes I get too in my head with my writing. Especially about my smut. I reread every last word with the most critical of eyes and think, Ooh is that cringe? Will that be too graphic? Will this word or phrase take people out of the scene?

And then I read a book. A published, hardcover, NYT bestsellers list book and...

Did you get that?

Someone looked at this sentence (likely more than one someone, tbh) and was like, 'Yeah. We'll print that.'

So the moral of the story, my fellow heathen smut writers, is that we're fine.

As a matter of fact, we're actually fucking amazing.

aight so I found this via the comments on dawko's at this time most recent video, regarding Glamrock Bonnie's "decommissioning," and I've just gotta say that I now have been convinced that the mimic killed the rabbit (homophobia smh-):

Like. A lot of this was stuff I hadn't thought of before. Also I saw some other comments bring up some other stuff too, including this one that brought up things that I had recently noticed and started incorporating into my own theories:

Basically I've begun to think that Monty's anger issues may have been a direct result of suddenly being forced to take Bonnie's position in the band. And that he started lashing out because of it.

like. Trust me in the very early sb days I was also on board with the theory of The Mont Behind The Slaughter, though I still thought it was because of the whole Glitchtrap virus thing, but now I'm starting to think that it may have been completely unconnected to that whatsoever. It's just another example of Fazbear ent treating its frickin' sentient ai like they're still just objects.

i am not immune to stories in which characters who have endured harsh, empty existences become absolutely transformed by someone’s sincere love for them and learn to live

omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it’s soo good and everything’s fine actually

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For all you Messmer writers/artists fighting with his Shakespearean speech: this guide is straightforward and has multiple parts if you click around. Here’s a small chart with terms of address, examples of word order/basic questions, and some verbs.

Here’s a simple explanation of “-eth” and “-est” verb endings.

Ranni and several other characters also speak this way or in a similar fashion. Something to note is that “you” was used by lower-ranking people to address those of a higher rank/status, and “thou/thee” by higher-ranking people to address those of a lower rank/status. Alternatively, nobles used “you” amongst themselves, which adds some flavor to dialogue.

A lot of Shakespearean dialogue is meant to showcase how performative and ridiculous the nobility or upper-classes were during his time (and still is nothing changed lmao). There are tons of Shakespearean dictionaries as well; a lot of words we use today meant something entirely different then, or had different contextual interpretations. It’s meant to sound flowery and has a particular cadence that I recommend listening to as well. Find a good reading on YouTube and really listen to how the words fit against each other. No, you don’t have to write in metered verse (sweats in iambic pentameter) or rhymed prose, but it helps develop dialogue that flows and feels more natural when you can imagine how it sounds as you write.

Here’s a glossary. Have fun with it, don’t let it roll you. Weak foe ahead.

What it looks like: I've abandoned my fic

What's actually happening: It consumes my thoughts every single day. The urge to write gets stronger but my putty brain just. won't. let. it. happen.