Exposing Myself😬😬 Every Fandom I Get Into I Have One Ship (sometimes It’s The Main Ship, Sometimes

GO NIGHTHAWKS!!!

Camper A: Twinkies are gross.

Camper B: I love Twinkies!

Camper A: Evidently.

*The entire camp slowly turns to face the Jerries, who are absolutely oblivious*

Kids at Camp I Don’t Wanna Bang making gay jokes, and they keep upping the explicitness of the innuendos just to see how long it will take for the Jerries to notice they weren’t actually just talking about cutting things with scissors

You know what, I fuck with it when Nick said the nerds (Pete, Ruth and Richie) aren't really "friends", but just hang with each other cause they don't have other friends (or something close to that)

Cause fuck if that wasn't me in high school (was either forced to be friends with the popular kids or was with the other nerds in art class, and I know which one I loved more, lol)

npmd but they’re all musicians!

pete, richie, and ruth are in some math rock band and want to enter a talent show but can’t cause their band needs four members. they manage to convince steph as a way to prove she’s a team player to her dad.

grace joins, somehow. she’s always just there ™

max is in a rival band with all his football bros. feeling betrayed that steph didn’t want to join his band, he swears to destroy hers + the rest of those nerdy prudes.

silly hijinks follow!!

feat. pete on guitar, richie on drums, ruth on bass (a very underrated instrument, often blending into the background, but necessary), grace on piano (she learned at church), and lead singer steph

I don’t think the guy rerun is a cash grab. As a viewer you can have whatever opinion, I understand not wanting it. But like. I’m pretty sure they’re just doing it because everyone at Starkid likes the show and wanna do it again.

Plus, they’ve grown a lot with the introduction of Hatchetfield. Don’t pretend you aren’t at least a little excited to see the show with a bigger budget.

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They took time from a high-stakes nazi plot to do a song about heteronormativity and queer people forcing themselves into beard relationships. Incredible song. Incredible relationship development. Just. So good.

About to watch Spies Are Forever. I quite literally know nothing about this show besides the joke about Joey being shot by his love interests, so if the two main guys aren’t canon I’m going to commit a crime

If we get Ted and Pete in the same musical/nmt episode, both played by Joey, that means either;

Peter with a mustache

Ted without a mustache

Ted with a fake mustache

Joey shaves his facial hair offstage

I’ve literally never seen a clip of Jerma doing something normal

He’s always pretending to eat a bird out of a bird house or comparing himself to an m&m or coming back from the dead to haunt teenagers like ffs man get a grip

Best day of my life. I’ve literally never been happier than I am in this moment

Next chapter's up y'all.