PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY WHAT THE HELL

“You don’t have to hide behind a beard to look cool.”

AGDIFBDJK🫶🫶

About to watch Spies Are Forever. I quite literally know nothing about this show besides the joke about Joey being shot by his love interests, so if the two main guys aren’t canon I’m going to commit a crime

You should draw another Michie fanart :] yours was the first one I ever saw, it’s near and dear to me

OUGH im sorry richie turned out so bad ive been struggling to draw him for like the past few months

i missed this freaks

Tagging this as Michie is wild bro😭

I completely understand not liking a ship or how it’s portrayed, but you have to understand. That’s your opinion. No we do not all have to come to an agreement, we’re all different people with different thoughts.

There’s a difference between “I wish a ship was portrayed more this way,” and “I think we should all come to an agreement to stop engaging in this specific way because people are doing it Wrong, which is, not aligning with how I see it.”

Share your opinion. Go for it! But this is closer to policing the things that other people enjoy. Acting like the only right or acceptable way to enjoy a ship is the more angsty version that it would play out as realistically is,

1) Defeating the point of fan works, being that they can branch away from canon as much as you want because it’s literally just for fun, and

2) Unkind

Let people have fun! If you don’t think it’s fun then dont do it! Block the tag!

Hey Hatchetfield moots can we just collectively realize and accept the fact that Michie is lowkey a very toxic relationship because canonically Max has been bullying Pete since fourth grade which would mean he probably started bullying the other nerds around then which means Max has been bullying Richie and the nerds for almost a decade so even if Max has a redemption arc and does canonically have trauma I don't think there is any way this ship could be positive or healthy Richie would have to have some Stockholm syndrome type shit to even fall in love with Max in the first place not trying to ruin the ship for anyone but I feel like we need to realize this as a fandom please and thank you 💞💕

QUICK!!! EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE SNIGGLE HEADCANONS!!!

I'll go first: Pokey's sniggles have a fully developed sign language (because Pokey doesn't like it when others talk). It's super silly and super animated, some conversations looking more like dance numbers than actual conversations. They additionally have shortcuts to refer to each of the lords:

Pokey: The combined signs for "one" and "voice", which ends up looking like they're shushing you before extending their hand out from their mouth (like how sound would project from the mouth when speaking or singing)

Blinky: Effectively the dance that Blinky does during The Summoning, with the hands framing the eye.

Tinky: The combined signs for "time" and "space", which takes the form of like- stretching something out in your hands before squishing it back down, if that makes sense.

Nibbly: Making a big mouth with your hands and snapping it shut (a la the motion for "Daddy Shark" in Baby Shark).

Wiggly: Wiggling your fingers in front of your face to mimic his tentacles.

(Bonus -> Webby: The combined signs for "white" and "spider", which would be placing the hand palm down parallel to the ground [which is "white", palm up is black] before bending the fingers and "walking" the hand through the air like a spider)

Ik this isn’t Hatchetfield related but I need to get this out there. Today, a guy genuinely tried to debate me on Dennis Reynolds’ sexuality. This dude was really dying on the hill that he was a straight man. I was baffled! Are there really people who think this?! I thought it was a myth!!

loving a character so much will unlock such vulnerable and cringe parts of you that you try to suppress so bad but you can't like it's so humbling

I know it’s not Halloween anymore but I think Steph’s favorite candies are Smarties and Nerds

I love my cat. He actually will walk around in circles on my bed if I’m walking around the room so he stays near me. Any time I get close to him he head butts me until I pet him. His name is Michael. What a little freak(he’s my best friend in the whole universe)

I feel very passionately about this. I need more Max and Steph friendship content.

Need them growing from that surface-level popular group friendship to genuinely connecting with each other.

If you’re into Michie, or ig this could also work for any Max x nerd ship, you could make them bond over liking a nerd. Steph would be gushing about Pete and Max would be absolutely disgusted with himself for relating to it.

Need an AU where they were super good friends and Max made certain that she didn’t know how awful he was. And instead of pulling the prank, what humbles him is losing the only person that he was actually, truly close with. He becomes friends with the nerds just to get her to forgive him, but he ends up actually liking them.

Tbh I really like the last one, might make a follow-up post about that. Point is, their dynamic would be cool and they have lots of potential. Steph would be good at humbling him and I think he would be less stand-off-ish because she’s not a nerd or whatever. Food for thought

Best day of my life. I’ve literally never been happier than I am in this moment