What Makes Max So Interesting To Me Is His Self-awareness And His Self-destruction

I once saw someone ask if Jagertitty was Max x Titty Mitty. Shoutout to that person

If we get Ted and Pete in the same musical/nmt episode, both played by Joey, that means either;

Peter with a mustache

Ted without a mustache

Ted with a fake mustache

Joey shaves his facial hair offstage

now that the tgwdlm revamp is announced we're gonna support it, okay guys? we're not gonna complain that its not a different musical. the more we hype this one, the more likely they are to do the same for an older musical. okay guys?

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Camper A: Twinkies are gross.

Camper B: I love Twinkies!

Camper A: Evidently.

*The entire camp slowly turns to face the Jerries, who are absolutely oblivious*

Kids at Camp I Don’t Wanna Bang making gay jokes, and they keep upping the explicitness of the innuendos just to see how long it will take for the Jerries to notice they weren’t actually just talking about cutting things with scissors

This is already pretty gay and I’m like 90% sure this isn’t even the right Joey character

About to watch Spies Are Forever. I quite literally know nothing about this show besides the joke about Joey being shot by his love interests, so if the two main guys aren’t canon I’m going to commit a crime

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

Absolutely worth the wait what a cutie

this was not worth the wait sorry guys

under versions under cut cause I couldn't decide. plus one with that stupid red bow cause i love red and i love bows

Next chapter's up y'all.

Ik this isn’t Hatchetfield related but I need to get this out there. Today, a guy genuinely tried to debate me on Dennis Reynolds’ sexuality. This dude was really dying on the hill that he was a straight man. I was baffled! Are there really people who think this?! I thought it was a myth!!

QUICK!!! EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE SNIGGLE HEADCANONS!!!

I'll go first: Pokey's sniggles have a fully developed sign language (because Pokey doesn't like it when others talk). It's super silly and super animated, some conversations looking more like dance numbers than actual conversations. They additionally have shortcuts to refer to each of the lords:

Pokey: The combined signs for "one" and "voice", which ends up looking like they're shushing you before extending their hand out from their mouth (like how sound would project from the mouth when speaking or singing)

Blinky: Effectively the dance that Blinky does during The Summoning, with the hands framing the eye.

Tinky: The combined signs for "time" and "space", which takes the form of like- stretching something out in your hands before squishing it back down, if that makes sense.

Nibbly: Making a big mouth with your hands and snapping it shut (a la the motion for "Daddy Shark" in Baby Shark).

Wiggly: Wiggling your fingers in front of your face to mimic his tentacles.

(Bonus -> Webby: The combined signs for "white" and "spider", which would be placing the hand palm down parallel to the ground [which is "white", palm up is black] before bending the fingers and "walking" the hand through the air like a spider)