Barty Tried To Write Anonymous Love Letters To Evan, (Dorcas Suggested It) But The Way He Expresses Himself

Hey so um do you want to have a really fucked up dynamic with me or not

stop normalizing everything, i want to be special

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

when i dont know enough in an area of my special interest

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anyone: mentions the marauders

me: (vibrating at a rate that could bring buildings to the ground, one wrong move away from screaming into the void)

also me: oh yeah, i think i’ve heard of them

this is a targeted attack on like 23 different people i know

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

Why do you have trust issues?

Baby, I've been betrayed by people I would've died for.