This Is A Targeted Attack On Like 23 Different People I Know

Bug boy James gave Sirius multiple near heart attacks because he carries spiders to safety and has to show off the especially beautiful ones to everyone he meets on his way

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

barty crouch jr who points at evan, says “this is for you” then hurls the bowling ball right into the gutter and moonwalks back to his seat

evan “i like men in the sense that i would perform unethical experiments on them” rosier

happy valentine’s to scorpius’ special wizard “friend” albus <3

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

It’s so weird how sometimes when I read a poem it just feels like a bunch of words and sometimes when I read a poem it feels like someone ripping my heart out of my body and throwing it at my face at 90 mph

DARRRRLINGGG GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAIIIILLLL

-But it's Barty standing in front of Evan's grave

Random Rosekiller Headcanons I have bc I'm bored:

Evan has like really bad circulation so he's like ALWAYS cold

Evan's taller

Barty is like a little menace and Evan likes to just sit there and watch (and yeah, sometime he'll join)

Evan had loved Barty for like forever but it took Barty literal years to figure it out and quickly made his move but Evan did not catch on to Barty liking him until he was like, literally kissing him

Barty originally fell for Regulus which like broke Evan

They both actively tried to summon ghosts