Evan “i Like Men In The Sense That I Would Perform Unethical Experiments On Them” Rosier

Regulus Black is a brutally honest pathological liar, in this essay I will-

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

nagireo with "me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic" behind them but instead of "bad" it says "bipolar"

isagi man you can’t say shit like that

Evan, coming out of closet: I don't like ... women.

Barty, mouth agape: ...

Barty: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

girl im going insane over characters you didnt even know existed

anyone: mentions the marauders

me: (vibrating at a rate that could bring buildings to the ground, one wrong move away from screaming into the void)

also me: oh yeah, i think i’ve heard of them

Trying to write fanfiction for the first time is so humbling, it feels like I've never written anything ever.

i like my men BEAT UP and BLEEDING OUT on the pavement!!!