🔲 Relax Shoulders/jaw

IT WAS SO GOOD. THEY KISSED THE SECOND THE CURTAINS WENT DOWN I SWEAR

"and you would choose... rose to live in that palace with?"

NO HE WOULD NOT

watching the cursed child today 💯

‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of

borderline baddie and his depressed boyfriend

wamien is soooooooooo jegulus coded

reblog to blow up an ableist

Baya has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn

they’re besties they’re worsties their relationship is undefinable they’re coworkers they’re lying to each other they’re gay in love they have 1038430 mental illnesses and are banned from most timelines

me[normal], consuming any of your skittles posts: oh theyre going to have to put me down after this one

skittles au where regulus meets barty on a tinder date. barty shows up insanely hungover & wearing an oversized misfits longsleeve with a hole in the elbow & a nicotine patch. he claims he has a “coupon” for mini golfing. the course is 45 minutes away. barty pauses the date halfway because he gets a text that looks like a corporate email (it opens with “As per my last text,” and ends with “Regards”) and he swerves over to park by the side of the highway to frantically answer

evan asked him for help hunting frogs by a woodland ditch (it rained recently) and barty cancels the entire date to show up with a disgruntled regulus in tow. who stands there getting offended that barty couldn’t bother planning a date but is willing to fling himself into a muddy ditch at 2pm for this blonde freak who has said all of three words (“Yes” “No” and “Careful”) the entire evening.

regulus is growing increasingly concerned at the way evan is sitting primly on a log w/ his hands folded in his lap just EYEBALLING barty. barty unfortunately looks very charmed & delighted at the opportunity to make a fool of himself at evan’s feet. regulus asks evan why he even needs wild frogs in the first place. evan doesn’t say anything but his look says: “don’t worry about it”

Hey so um do you want to have a really fucked up dynamic with me or not

James: hey Reggie, could you pass me my glasses?

Regulus: no. *gives him his glasses*

James: *staring blankly at him*

Regulus: what?

James: why do you say no every time someone asks you to do something but still proceeds to do it?

Regulus:...

Regulus: no.