‘there’s No Platonic Explanation For This’

i thought i was an evan kinnie but i might have to reconsider 😨

Barty Crouch Jr is the kind of guy to eat paper. Not even just as a child, but like as a whole ass teenager in the middle of class.

like

Evan: *doing classwork* Hey, B, do you have the answer to- oh my god-!?

Barty, with half a sheet of paper hanging out of his mouth: *muffled* what?

Bonnie and Clyde?

No.

Rosekiller <3

Best and Worst 3 of Blue Lock

i love these doofuses so much

cr to @/katsubkir on twitter

Most Best Egoist: Aiku

Most Worst Egoist: Nagi

aiku is the best and i cant believe people still ask why we love him

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

evan “i like men in the sense that i would perform unethical experiments on them” rosier

bitches will find out theyre aro and suddenly all their ships are grotesque and fucked up

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I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

regulus: i hate you

james, in his head: slow burn, enemies to lovers, 300k+ words, angst with a happy ending

james, in his head: believe in yourself jamie!

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

me[normal], consuming any of your skittles posts: oh theyre going to have to put me down after this one

skittles au where regulus meets barty on a tinder date. barty shows up insanely hungover & wearing an oversized misfits longsleeve with a hole in the elbow & a nicotine patch. he claims he has a “coupon” for mini golfing. the course is 45 minutes away. barty pauses the date halfway because he gets a text that looks like a corporate email (it opens with “As per my last text,” and ends with “Regards”) and he swerves over to park by the side of the highway to frantically answer

evan asked him for help hunting frogs by a woodland ditch (it rained recently) and barty cancels the entire date to show up with a disgruntled regulus in tow. who stands there getting offended that barty couldn’t bother planning a date but is willing to fling himself into a muddy ditch at 2pm for this blonde freak who has said all of three words (“Yes” “No” and “Careful”) the entire evening.

regulus is growing increasingly concerned at the way evan is sitting primly on a log w/ his hands folded in his lap just EYEBALLING barty. barty unfortunately looks very charmed & delighted at the opportunity to make a fool of himself at evan’s feet. regulus asks evan why he even needs wild frogs in the first place. evan doesn’t say anything but his look says: “don’t worry about it”