I Thought I Was An Evan Kinnie But I Might Have To Reconsider 😨

James: hey Reggie, could you pass me my glasses?

Regulus: no. *gives him his glasses*

James: *staring blankly at him*

Regulus: what?

James: why do you say no every time someone asks you to do something but still proceeds to do it?

Regulus:...

Regulus: no.

barty crouch jr who points at evan, says “this is for you” then hurls the bowling ball right into the gutter and moonwalks back to his seat

this is a targeted attack on like 23 different people i know

evan rosier, explaining his special interests in a flat monotone as he grotesquely dissects a flobberworm by the great lake with grim scientific fervor: (hands absolutely covered in viscera) i use the circumrota charm to unspool the guts because it makes the subject suffer less. of course, i have ways of making them suffer more,

barty crouch jr, who has not been listening to a single word and is visibly trembling from the sheer effort of not just folding evan in half and throwing those ankles over his shoulders right there: (entire inner monologue has been “blonde, blonde, blonde“ for the last several hours) mmngh yeah and then what? 🤤

Me, during a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with dead gay wizards.

*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* Sorry, you're just being really sexy right now. Continue.

borderline baddie and his depressed boyfriend

I appreciate the casual gender fuckery in mairuma, no one bats an eye at kalego, one of the strongest guys in the manga wearing a skirt!!! and opera being canonically nonbinary while the PROTAGONIST iruma and his friend lied get so comfortable crossdressing they do it more than once and just hang out a whole day as cute girls and none of it is played offensively

edit: AND beems gnc use of the uniform as well TRUE @thechaoticduelist it seems they can wear their uniform however they want and that makes me so happy

IN CONCLUSION:

Bonnie and Clyde?

No.

Rosekiller <3

unfortunate news being aroace does not give you immunity against yearning . sorry. i know . i was disappointed to learn it too