Their So Pretty (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)!!!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shrugs]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they don't mind if you invite them as long as they stop being a big meanie]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you will confusion and worry!]

Are you being bullied by the tsundere?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[if you mean Constellation 'Weaver Of Deceptive Fates' then maybe? (・・。)ゞ]

[they gave me money for some reason tho so now I'm just confused o(´^｀)o]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts but let it be]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' ask how does society work here?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

forced found family

congratulations to fyodor for becoming a single girl mom!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[I'm not lying...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[wwahhh... Not lying]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is trembling]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is trembling in frustration]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

I'd read the hell out of this shit

I have this Shang Qinghua hc where he’s an actual all-out BAMF. Like, he knows how to kick ass and take names. He can fight better than everyone, he’s powerful af, and he’s practically perfect at anything he does. He created the PIDW world, and he bends it to his will. Like, he’s legit a God™️. And he keeps that tidbit to himself, but sometimes he has trouble hiding it.

One time he beat Liu Qingge in a brutal training fight (one that SQH didn’t even want to participate in), but accidentally-on-purpose trips and hurts himself afterwards, making everyone believe it was a one-off thing.

He’s a better cook than Luo Binghe, although no one knows that until the chef for A Ding gets sick and SQH has a bunch of starving kids to deal with.

SQH is also super charming and naturally flirtatious. He’s on the logistics peak, meaning he has to talk to merchants and negotiate prices and deals. He has a fucking silver tongue. Not in a slimy way, but in the same way as Binghe. (LBH got his personality from somewhere.) SQH’s charm was partially what got Mobei Jun to be interested enough not to kill him when they were teens.

SQH can use The System to his advantage and become omnipotent if he wanted to. He doesn’t, because it takes a lot of work, but he could. In fact, he hacked The System when he was still an infant, it does whatever he tells it. Including giving him infinity points. Sometimes it’ll give him a mission, but SQH treats it like an annoying pop-up ad.

SQH is ruthless, manipulative, and can crush anyone like an ant mentally, physically and emotionally. He actually put a lot of himself into LBH while writing the book. And he kind of regrets that because the two really can’t stand each other due to how similar they are. Although LBH doesn’t realize it.

His cultivation is top tier. He’s actually the strongest cultivator in the world—but it wasn’t because he worked his ass off. He just rigged the game.

I can see him acting pathetic and dramatic to deflect because then he’s underestimated af. Also, the fake tears? His son does the same exact thing. But SQH on the inside is highly amused by everything. Especially Binghe. He loves his son, and knows what LBH is capable of, but it only makes him laugh. Internally, of course. Like, this whole world is hilarious to him.

SQH is smart and because these are his creations, he can outsmart any of them. It’s lonely though, being a God among men. So, instead of using his actual abilities, he doesn’t. Why would he interfere with anyone’s lives? Why do anything for people who were cruel towards him at times, not realizing they should fear him. He has an ego, but at the same time what was the point? He’s a selfish and lazy God™️.

When Shen Yuan transmigrates into SQQ he becomes the only person Shang Qinghua doesn’t know how to read. And it’s refreshing, it makes SQH feel human for the first time in decades.

TL:DR - HC that SQH is a literal God™️ but keeps it a secret. He prefers being an underestimated dude.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what is not considered spare change then?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

why is your tumblr empty?? youre supposed to rb things, empty blogs dont look human

Oh.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if they can also have 1]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with hopeful eyes]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' nodded along]

[yes yes money is the best! (⁠ب⁠_⁠ب⁠)]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you will confusion and worry!]

Are you being bullied by the tsundere?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[if you mean Constellation 'Weaver Of Deceptive Fates' then maybe? (・・。)ゞ]

[they gave me money for some reason tho so now I'm just confused o(´^｀)o]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' picks up the fallen lemon candy and plopped it in their mouth]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' has fled the scene]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is saying they heard you have lemon candy!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is offering to do tricks in exchange for lemon candy!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you and winking! （＾＿－）≡★]

Looks at you with interest.

Alright, show me what you've got Anarchist-nim.