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[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head and says that they're a big boi who can cook without burning down the kitchen!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' plopped the cooked meat into the blended up sauce and giving it a little mixie mix before sprinkling some orange zest and putting the linguini noodles into the boiling water]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring intently at the pot to make sure the pasta doesn't overcook]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they'll try it after they finished making the dish]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is boiling some water in preparation for the pasta]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed a little tune while they cooked the chopped up meat in the pan]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' will try their best not to kill but wonders if maiming is allowed]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is using a hand blender to blend all the ingredients in the pot together]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' notices Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' gives Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' some headpats before dumping what's in the pan in a pot and adding in some milk, ketchup and honey then putting the lid on and letting it simmer]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sweatdrops and thinks that they might accidentally end up killing your son]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' caught the spoon before it fell in the blender]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring blankly at it]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looks at Constellation 'Bored Anarchist']

[please no eating my utensils ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

How majestic this man is I'm sobbing

Haven’t posted anything on Tumblr for a while.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' blinked owlishly]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hopes you won't mind if they retaliate during the war]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is putting some chopped up cauliflower into a sizzling pan of minced garlic and onion]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

It would be so funny if someone wrote this from the fan's pov and we just see them going crazy with conspiracy theories about who this mystery guy could be

hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.

they discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers. Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice and all his acquaintances seem to be some degree of obsessed with him.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' let out an "ah" sound]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is putting the tomato mush that they were about to put in the pan back in the storage]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' nods their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' grabbed a cutting board and started chopping up some meat]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head and says that they don't]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hums and agrees to the suggestion]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers and happily noms on the orange]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' agrees to the suggestion but is a bit unsure about the drink]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if the offer for oranges is still open and that if they can have an orange?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has a question!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking, on a scale of one to ten, how gay do you think your boyfriend thinks your are.]

bold of you to assume i have a boyfriend

or that anyone willingly dates me

also—what kind of scale is this

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking around in their storage]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they have:

A few different types of pasta

A whole lot of meat from different animals

Chicken eggs

Potatoes

Flour

Pancake mix

Some leftover tomato mush

Some apples

Half of a seedless watermelon

An orange

A multitude of different flavored instant ramen

Dark, white and milk chocolate

Pistachios

Condensed milk

Rice

Broccoli

Cauliflower

A mutilated human corpse

Bread

Cereal

An entire section dedicated to chips

Milk

Orange juice

Cream soda

Drinkable peach flavored yogurt

Pineapple flavored beer

Curry bricks

Beef bone marrow

Gelatin

Candy

Pudding

Onions

Garlic

Baby corn

Honey

A can of food? with no label

Tea bags of chamomile, English breakfast and red peach tea

Biscuits

Chocolate, strawberry and peanut butter flavored wafers

A packet of chocolate pocky

A bottle of egg salad dressing

A half used bottle of ketchup

Hazelnut ice cream

Soft cookies

As well as some leftover soy sauce chicken from yesterday's dinner]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

This is a fanfic on wattpad about cale replacing the white star and even though it doesn't have a lot of chapters it's so FUCKING GOOD I can't he's a manic little baby running wild and I love that for him

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looks Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' up and down]

[I don't know that waist be looking pretty small ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͠⁠°⁠ ͟⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠°͠⁠ ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯]

[Constellation river fishing asked if you have a small waist like your female companions do]

[Constellation River fishing wonders if they could wrap both hands around you and if they would touch]

(He looks flabbergasted.)

My waist isn't small?? Who told you that-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is snickering]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' should go take a nap if his really that exhausted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' has recorded the whole thing]

reaction . Now . I will be the bane of u

cred to @/d0gtoothjones on tumblr

Siren me

Drawing process down below

This is from my Instagram what you think?

Picture down below will put drawing process in another post cuz I can't put two videos in one post

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggled]

[he was sooooo cute and soooo soft ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[I cuddled him for a bit and he seem to like it! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sent an attachment]

[the other Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' got turned into a squid plushie earlier (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)]

[doesn't he look adorable? ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

The photo is of a small squid plushie being held against the constellation's chest the plushie is just looking resigned at his current predicament he didn't seem to notice his picture being taken

........he looks like he’s accepted his fate

*doesn't know what to feel seeing his other self in that situation*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sweatdropped]

[he's fine! ...physically maybe a bit traumatized? I killed one of the tomatoes tho! But I think that might have traumatized him a littttle bit further? (・・。)ゞ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is giggling]

[did you know? The other Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' got chased by 2 sentient tomatoes wearing chinese dress and garter belts ⁽⁽ (๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́) ⁾⁾]

(He grimaces at the thought.)

That.. sounds terrible, I hope he's okay-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' picks up the fallen lemon candy and plopped it in their mouth]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' has fled the scene]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is saying they heard you have lemon candy!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is offering to do tricks in exchange for lemon candy!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you and winking! （＾＿－）≡★]

Looks at you with interest.

Alright, show me what you've got Anarchist-nim.

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is glaring at constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']

it's different! we're meant to be eaten by kim dokja, so unless you cook my friend and feed it to kim-

wait no. get away from me, i just want to be eaten by that guy!!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[but Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' doesn't like tomatoes tho ( っ`-´c)]

[ah! get back here I want to make tomato soup! 三っ•̀.̫•́)っ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled eerily at the tomato]

[but it was gonna die anyway if it was eaten (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)]

[at least this way it won't go to waste! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[want me to do the same to you? (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is brandishing their hammer threateningly]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is crying at the death of its friend]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is cursing out the Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']

we just wanted to get kim dokja to eat tomatoes damn 😭

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is continuing the storytelling in its friend's stead]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is running after Kim Dokja]

Come here! I even made an effort to dress up for you!!

how are there more of you. why are there more of you.

i’m going to file a petition to ban tomatoes from gaining sentience someone start writing it up i’m busy running for my life

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[but you said you needed help right? I just did what I can to help (?・・)σ]

[also I wouldn't really call myself a chef I'm not that good at cooking for that o(´^｀)o]

[oh and do you want to keep the dress? 【・・?】]

[A tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is speed-walking towards you]

aw com'on at least consider me please?? don't i look more appealing now?

someone stop it

someone do something

this is no longer a bit, this is a crisis

*runs off with zero dignity left*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' bashed the tomato with a hammer]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' proceeded to skin the tomato some skin still have a few chunks of flesh attached to it but they don't seem to mind as they continued happily skinning the tomato while mumbling about the dishes they can make with it]

[A tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is speed-walking towards you]

aw com'on at least consider me please?? don't i look more appealing now?

someone stop it

someone do something

this is no longer a bit, this is a crisis

*runs off with zero dignity left*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' seemed to have noticed as they made quite a contented face as they continued the cuddling]

This is the scene their incarnation later walks in on by then both had already fallen asleep they sighed before taking a picture of the scene a ghost of a smile on their lips

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)