[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Sweatdropped]

*cale reaches towards the blue holographic screen only for his hand to faze through glitching the screen in the process*

[mY !Nt#2@cti-ng_ Sc{>e#i]

*the screen pops away*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

*Dies from laughter*

Cale telling the worst possible person about his crush

Cale: I have a crush on someone. And since this used to be your body, I thought I should tell you.

KRS: Alright, just rip the band-aid off.

Cale: It's Choi Han.

KRS: *getting war flashbacks* Put the fucking band-aid back on.

-

Cale: Father. I have a crush.

Deruth: Oh! How wonderful, my son! Who is it?

Cale: It's the crown prince.

Deruth: *under his breath* I have kept up with my sword training and I have the element of surprise...

Cale: Father, please don't try to kill the crown prince.

-

Cale: Ron, I have a crush on someone.

Ron: Hoh?

Cale: It's Bud.

Ron: *sharpening knives* :) :) :) Hoh.

-

Cale: Choi Han. I have a crush on someone.

Choi Han: You know you always have my support, Cale-nim!

Cale: It's Choi Jung-Gun.

Choi Han: (⊙ˍ⊙) *screaming, gunshots, tornado sirens going off* Cale-nim. Why.

-

Cale: Eruhaben-nim. Eruhaben-nim. I have a crush.

Eruhaben: *deep sigh* Unlucky bastard, who is is it?

Cale: It's Duke Fredo.

Eruhaben: ... No. No, it's not.

Cale: ... Okay.

-

Cale: Witira-nim. I though I should tell you I have a crush on someone.

Witira: Oh? Congratulations, young master! But what brought this on?

Cale: Ah, it's because it's your da—

Witira: —aaaa!

Paseton: AAAA!

Archie: HAAAAH?!

-

Cale: Hyung, I have a... crush.

Sui Khan: Ah, has spring time finally arrived for you, punk?

Cale: ... It's. Um. It's Kim Rok Soo.

Sui Khan: What.

Cale: *sigh* Yeah.

Sui Khan: ... The jerk who stole your body??

Cale: ... yeah.

Sui Khan: This is not what I meant when I said you should love yourself more!

Rip that Freddie ay

LOL THE FACT THAT THIS WAS A PROMO AD RELEASED IN UNIVERSE AFTER ROUND 2

"REST IN PIECE(S) FREDDIE" AJSJSKDKD

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' eyes sparkled]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that sounds so cool!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wonders if everyone has some type of qi in your world or is it just a few select individuals?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled eerily at the tomato]

[but it was gonna die anyway if it was eaten (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)]

[at least this way it won't go to waste! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[want me to do the same to you? (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is brandishing their hammer threateningly]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is crying at the death of its friend]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is cursing out the Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']

we just wanted to get kim dokja to eat tomatoes damn 😭

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is continuing the storytelling in its friend's stead]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is running after Kim Dokja]

Come here! I even made an effort to dress up for you!!

how are there more of you. why are there more of you.

i’m going to file a petition to ban tomatoes from gaining sentience someone start writing it up i’m busy running for my life

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[I'm not lying!]

[I'm not a liar!]

[wwahhh...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is spiralling]

[...not lying...not lying...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tightened their hold around you]

[well I've been told I have pretty weird tase ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌]

[you're still cute to me tho! ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled sheepishly]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they do actually have better things that they need to do but would much rather watch a silly little man do silly little things]

There's been so many new constellations appearing here recently.. Do you all have nothing better to do?

(゜。゜)

Have you ever think the reason why Cale is protective to children is not because..

Of his childhood but the state of the apocalypse done to children. Have u seen children, toddlers in any apocalypse movies? Or the problem being shown in the movie “quiet place” having a toddler and a baby with monsters sensitive in noise? There is a great chance that in apocalypse, children and toddlers are abandon, bought over yet killed in the way, or in the worse case scenario, cannibalism like what in the movies “snowpiercer, 2013” where they have no choice but to e.a.t the babies. Histories of where human is driven into cannibalism because of hunger.

Why Cale wishes the children, even the wolf children, and Lily stay as what children is. He just accepted the fact the children wants weapon as toys or Ron teaching the kittens, Sheritt to Lock, Choi Han to the wolf children so that the children knows self defense and take care of themselves in danger. Trying not to repeat the same thing of their pasts and his failure to what happened to the apocalypse, maybe another reason why he thinks of him as a trash.

Like the novel doesn’t mention any children except the teen siblings in the sealed god test In the earth 2.

After all, Cale had seen the cruelest and darkest side what can humanity do in the apocalypse.

Btw this just a theory of mine.

He's so gorgeous and ethereal and pretty and yummy an-*gets bonked and dragged away*

My naughty paws got to the golden grandfather)