*Dies from laughter*
Cale: I have a crush on someone. And since this used to be your body, I thought I should tell you.
KRS: Alright, just rip the band-aid off.
Cale: It's Choi Han.
KRS: *getting war flashbacks* Put the fucking band-aid back on.
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Cale: Father. I have a crush.
Deruth: Oh! How wonderful, my son! Who is it?
Cale: It's the crown prince.
Deruth: *under his breath* I have kept up with my sword training and I have the element of surprise...
Cale: Father, please don't try to kill the crown prince.
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Cale: Ron, I have a crush on someone.
Ron: Hoh?
Cale: It's Bud.
Ron: *sharpening knives* :) :) :) Hoh.
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Cale: Choi Han. I have a crush on someone.
Choi Han: You know you always have my support, Cale-nim!
Cale: It's Choi Jung-Gun.
Choi Han: (⊙ˍ⊙) *screaming, gunshots, tornado sirens going off* Cale-nim. Why.
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Cale: Eruhaben-nim. Eruhaben-nim. I have a crush.
Eruhaben: *deep sigh* Unlucky bastard, who is is it?
Cale: It's Duke Fredo.
Eruhaben: ... No. No, it's not.
Cale: ... Okay.
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Cale: Witira-nim. I though I should tell you I have a crush on someone.
Witira: Oh? Congratulations, young master! But what brought this on?
Cale: Ah, it's because it's your da—
Witira: —aaaa!
Paseton: AAAA!
Archie: HAAAAH?!
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Cale: Hyung, I have a... crush.
Sui Khan: Ah, has spring time finally arrived for you, punk?
Cale: ... It's. Um. It's Kim Rok Soo.
Sui Khan: What.
Cale: *sigh* Yeah.
Sui Khan: ... The jerk who stole your body??
Cale: ... yeah.
Sui Khan: This is not what I meant when I said you should love yourself more!
I have a little theory of round 7 nothing too serious just a speculation but spoilers below
What if Luka didn't ask the aliens to put pictures of Ivan on the screen and instead those were pictures of him but Till is hallucinating Ivan as them
Cuz in one of the pictures Ivan's hand had an ombre which from what I know only Luka has that and in the other picture his sleeves appeared more flowy which is Luka's style
Like is this a dumb theory? Am I being dumb right now? do I just need sleep? I don't even know anymore
That arch 👀
HE IS A 30 YEAR OLD MAN-
Someone should write a fic of this (✯ᴗ✯)
i thought of od who murders so hyung can chase him
I'm sobbing from his beauty I can't he's so ethereal and pretty and gorgeous and mesmerizing and delicio-*gets shot and dragged away*
OUR BELOVED GOLDIE GRAMPS ERUHABEN CANON DESIGN IN ALL HIS GLORY!!!! He's so freaking beautiful for lack of words because no words can describe his beauty and so shiny WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!😭😭💕
[you're very mean]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' doubts you're very well liked with how mean you are]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]
You constellations never stop fighting, do you..
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' blinked owlishly]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hopes you won't mind if they retaliate during the war]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is putting some chopped up cauliflower into a sizzling pan of minced garlic and onion]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shook their head]
[they're actually pretty separated ( ‘-ωก̀ )]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]
[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]
[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]
[a new scenario has arrived!]
❲Category - sub
Difficulty - F
Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'
Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush
Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳
[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]
[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]
(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)
.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is recording both constellations]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is adorable!]
[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Being a Menace' bites the incarnation Kim Dokja] [>:3]
(He yelps in surprise.)
Ow??-
How majestic this man is I'm sobbing
Haven’t posted anything on Tumblr for a while.