[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Is Recording Both Constellations]

Today at school I was just minding my own business doodling when my friend furry boy saw what I was drawing (it was a 🍆 with a 🎀 tied around the tip) and said he wanted one too but a robot version with no 🎀 and said he even wanted me to sign it so I was like sure gimme a piece of paper and I'll draw it for you so he gave me a piece of paper but then it was class time so I hadn't draw it yet and during class time I was like you know what I don't wanna draw this for free so I told him if he wanted me to draw it then he'll have to pay me and then he said okay how much and I was like how much are you willing to pay for it he then grabbed into his pocket and pulled out a bunch of coins and I decided on $20 cuz he had a shit ton of $5 coins but then someone else saw and he tried to gaslight the entire class into thinking that I was the one who wanted to draw him that for no reason and I was like bitch what you mean and he got angry for some reason (our classmates wasn't even listening they were all minding their own business) and snatched the perfectly reusable blank sheet of paper ripped it into shreds and slammed it in the garbage bin like what, are all furries like this?

AO3 NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled eerily at the tomato]

[but it was gonna die anyway if it was eaten (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)]

[at least this way it won't go to waste! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[want me to do the same to you? (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is brandishing their hammer threateningly]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is crying at the death of its friend]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is cursing out the Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']

we just wanted to get kim dokja to eat tomatoes damn 😭

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is continuing the storytelling in its friend's stead]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is running after Kim Dokja]

Come here! I even made an effort to dress up for you!!

how are there more of you. why are there more of you.

i’m going to file a petition to ban tomatoes from gaining sentience someone start writing it up i’m busy running for my life

He just woke up and he already got traumatized poor boy

Silly soukoku doodles

Yjh standing in the corner be like:🧍‍♀️

happy pride month ur adopted parents love u

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' admits that the meaning of immortal is actually quite foreign to them]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that nothing lives on forever not even gods or higher beings]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that unless the god is the sole god of that world most gods aren't usually omnipotent or omniscient so they're actually quite confused]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they saw Constellation 'Secretive Plotter' getting flustered when being asked about liking Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' and thinks that should at least count for something]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they had just seen the stuff about Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' and Constellation 'Secretive Plotter' and thinks that this is the start of a beautiful love story]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks when will the relationship be official]

(He immediately turns a bright red, looking away.)

Relationship?? We're not going to date, I'm sure he wouldn't date someone like me anyway-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beamed]

[I did! I hope you had a nice time too! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

Oh my God it does Σ(゜゜)

gives the same energy as those historical romance manhwa covers with the fl squished between two mls

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' agrees]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that money is the best!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like your help!]

As a deadbeat dad yourself, how do you get a parent who refuses to have a part in their child life to pay child support?

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is thinking hard!]

There are multiple of them, but I belive they share the same bank account--if that is useful in your advice.

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has donated 2,000 coins to give to your children!]

(He frowns.)

I'm not a deadbeat dad-

(He sighs.)

I don't really know how to help you, though. I mean, I'm assuming this is about the egg..? Do constellations even need child support?? You all seem pretty rich..