[you're Very Mean]

*cale reaches towards the blue holographic screen only for his hand to faze through glitching the screen in the process*

[mY !Nt#2@cti-ng_ Sc{>e#i]

*the screen pops away*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

This is from my Instagram what you think?

Picture down below will put drawing process in another post cuz I can't put two videos in one post

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers in joy]

[how is it? Is it good? Bad? I didn't overcook the eggs did I? Is it too salty? I hope not I only added a little bit of salt did I leave any eggshells in there? (⁠´>﹏<`⁠；⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is fidgeting]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sweatdrops and thinks that they might accidentally end up killing your son]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' caught the spoon before it fell in the blender]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring blankly at it]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looks at Constellation 'Bored Anarchist']

[please no eating my utensils ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

*screeching*

Alien stage

Instead of

Kiss kiss fall in love

We got

Kiss kiss Ivan's dead

Now that there's a new till comic about his mom, you think the people on here would make a rp account of her?

[ye let's go! ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is vibrating with excitement]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[but you said you needed help right? I just did what I can to help (?・・)σ]

[also I wouldn't really call myself a chef I'm not that good at cooking for that o(´^｀)o]

[oh and do you want to keep the dress? 【・・?】]

[A tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is speed-walking towards you]

aw com'on at least consider me please?? don't i look more appealing now?

someone stop it

someone do something

this is no longer a bit, this is a crisis

*runs off with zero dignity left*

Cuz he wanna feel ✨FaNcY✨

can someone please tell me why Dazai is holding that joystick like a fucking wine glass 😭