[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Cheers In Joy]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' notices Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' gives Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' some headpats before dumping what's in the pan in a pot and adding in some milk, ketchup and honey then putting the lid on and letting it simmer]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is confused]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thought that was established already when he kissed Incarnation 'Kim Dokja']

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is puffing out their chest!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is taking a deep breath!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is useing their true voice!]

ENGLISH OR SPANISH?

I have no time for your mockery.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they're not from your world so they wouldn't know things that are common knowledge in your world]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

My mom decided to buy a shit and ice cream for some reason

[ye let's go! ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is vibrating with excitement]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tightened their hold around you]

[well I've been told I have pretty weird tase ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌]

[you're still cute to me tho! ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

It would be so funny if someone wrote this from the fan's pov and we just see them going crazy with conspiracy theories about who this mystery guy could be

hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.

they discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers. Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice and all his acquaintances seem to be some degree of obsessed with him.

forced found family

congratulations to fyodor for becoming a single girl mom!

Self-love at it's finest y'all

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Goddess literally 🛐

i like dressing her up