[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Tightened Their Hold Around You]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shook their head]

[they're actually pretty separated ( ‘-ωก̀ )]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

Rip that Freddie ay

LOL THE FACT THAT THIS WAS A PROMO AD RELEASED IN UNIVERSE AFTER ROUND 2

"REST IN PIECE(S) FREDDIE" AJSJSKDKD

Alien stage

Instead of

Kiss kiss fall in love

We got

Kiss kiss Ivan's dead

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is happy you responded]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they themselves is considered an outer God as they don't belong to any world]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they in fact creates worlds as if they're stories to be told but laments that they're currently suffering a writer's block]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about the world you are from]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants to know more about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' nods happily while noming on their cake]

[yummy cake ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

Goddess literally 🛐

i like dressing her up

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they don't know a lot about dogs]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' still thinks you are very cute]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' would like to pat you on the head and tell you you are a good boy]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that you deserve some headpats for being able to deal with Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' 's suicidal tendencies]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks you are like a big puppy]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' finds you cute]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 100 coins]

Oh! Hello!

(As he reads your message, a blush crawls up his neck. He scratches the back of his head.)

Aha, it's not funny to joke like that, Constellation Random Dyslexic Reader. I'd say those kinds of compliments should go to Jung Heewon-ssi, haha.

Thank you for the coins, though!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' with sparkling eyes]

[so soft! (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they are indeed not from this world and that they do not cultivate]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

Who tf gave him drugs Σ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)

GOD HES SO-