It Would Be So Funny If Someone Wrote This From The Fan's Pov And We Just See Them Going Crazy With Conspiracy

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' notices Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' gives Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' some headpats before dumping what's in the pan in a pot and adding in some milk, ketchup and honey then putting the lid on and letting it simmer]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

Gawd damn- *gets shot*

Let it be known that I never joke around when it comes to Kim Rok Soo ✨️𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓼✨️

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that it's still rude of anon to do so]

How attached are you to, say, your limbs?

I'd say they are quite attached to me

Also, ask this to @liuqingge1

He's so gorgeous and ethereal and pretty and yummy an-*gets bonked and dragged away*

My naughty paws got to the golden grandfather)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shook their head]

[they're actually pretty separated ( ‘-ωก̀ )]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

Smooth real smooth alberu

Cale: I'm trash

Alberu: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Cale: ...

Rosalyn: You smooth motherf**ker

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head in confusion]

[then how does it work? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts and disagrees]

[of course I can! You just have to slice them up and bash them up real good ( っ`-´c)]

[but well I don't really like the skin of tomatoes so I'd probably skin it first before that (⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)]

[then I'll put the tomato in a big pot! And add water and salt and some more stuff to make soup! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[then I'd make scrambled eggs with the extra tomato bits! It's very tasty! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' eyes sparkled]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that sounds so cool!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wonders if everyone has some type of qi in your world or is it just a few select individuals?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

Awwwwwww he's so fucking cute little baby

One of the very few things little baby 8-year-old Chuuya owned while with the Sheep was a little fluffy sheep plushie that he loved. Played with it all the time, snuggled with it at night.

Eventually it was lost when the group had to relocate at some point. Chuuya's a little older now though so he's like "whatever, I'm a big kid, I don't need some dumb little doll."

Teenaged Chuuya in the Port Mafia buys himself a puppy plushie that he may or may not sometimes sleep with because ok maybe he still misses his little sheep.

Adult Chuuya returns to Suribachi for a job or something and while they are out there, he finds among the various debris a worn out, dirty little sheep plushie. No one dares question it when he takes it home with him.

The sheep is cleaned up and sits with the beloved puppy on a shelf in Chuuya's room. They're friends now.