[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Pouted]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like a video of the cute cats fighting!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist explains that they missed the cat fight becuase they were busy losing a child support case!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beams]

[of course! Cats are adorable aren't they? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sent a video]

I'm sobbing from his beauty I can't he's so ethereal and pretty and gorgeous and mesmerizing and delicio-*gets shot and dragged away*

OUR BELOVED GOLDIE GRAMPS ERUHABEN CANON DESIGN IN ALL HIS GLORY!!!! He's so freaking beautiful for lack of words because no words can describe his beauty and so shiny WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!😭😭💕

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head]

[I didn't think hard about it tho? I just said the two most common things when I think of tomato dishes- my mama used to make them you see (.⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)]

[and tomatoes has vitamins I'm pretty sure! And health benefits! Mama said they are good for skin she said they can whiten the skin and that pale skin is the prettiest so she makes me eat them lots! (⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)ﾉ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggles]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they would have just cooked the tomato]

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' eyes their sponsor]

Don't, you'll burn the kitchen down

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' finds you pitiable]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

Someone should write a fanfic about this (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

Rok Soo's ability isn't Instant AU

Instead of being able to, very briefly and painfully, fuck with time; he got an ability based on all the absolute bullshit that's happened to him.

From the childhood, to his friends dying in front of him. All the shitty rumors that sprouted up, all the shit luck, all of it. Just, all of it.

So instead of Instant, he got Lament.

Lament is a scream capable of leveling buildings, at the cost of absolutely shredding Rok Soo's throat.

As a result of that power, Rok Soo doesn't talk often, and when he does his voice is hoarse and pained. He also refuses to speak at full volume, because while he's got a handle on his power, he's paranoid that he'll slip up.

So when he transfers over to the body of Cale, people notice.

The Young Master went to bed his usual talkative self, but when he woke up?

Barely a word, and when he did speak, a whisper.

Cale barely speaks a word to Ron beyond the single syllable required. Barely bothers to acknowledge Deruth. Relies on hand-speak and notes to talk to merchants.

Deruth is going crazy trying to figure out what the hell happened to his son, Ron is very close behind him because what the hell got past him? He's Ron Fucking Molan.

Then Cale comes home with a bedraggled punk that smells like the trash the killed Ron's family, and Ron has to listen in astonishment as he says more to this jackass than he's said to Ron in a week.

Basically; Cale's power of Lament is so strong and painful that everything Cale is paranoid of letting it slip, that he's selectively mute. This causes many misunderstandings, in true Cale fashion.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what is not considered spare change then?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' picks up the fallen lemon candy and plopped it in their mouth]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' has fled the scene]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is saying they heard you have lemon candy!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is offering to do tricks in exchange for lemon candy!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you and winking! （＾＿－）≡★]

Looks at you with interest.

Alright, show me what you've got Anarchist-nim.

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you will confusion and worry!]

Are you being bullied by the tsundere?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[if you mean Constellation 'Weaver Of Deceptive Fates' then maybe? (・・。)ゞ]

[they gave me money for some reason tho so now I'm just confused o(´^｀)o]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is offended]

[if you're average then what am I? a cockroach? (￣■￣;)!?]

[also your K-pop Idol pretty at worst! And God level pretty at best! ٩( 💢•̀ з•́)و]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is thinking]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they have a footage of Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest' getting beat up with a broom by Wanderer 'Choi Jung Gun' that they can use as payment if you want!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes