I Finally Finished It Yay!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that that seems cool!]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' seemed to have noticed as they made quite a contented face as they continued the cuddling]

This is the scene their incarnation later walks in on by then both had already fallen asleep they sighed before taking a picture of the scene a ghost of a smile on their lips

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

I'm dying help-

I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' perks up]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' presents Incarnation 'Roksu Henituse' with 100 gold coins and says that they will sponsor them to you if you give them your kimchi recipe!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they can add more if it's not enough]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

Spotify revoked my listening rights

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggles]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they would have just cooked the tomato]

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' eyes their sponsor]

Don't, you'll burn the kitchen down

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' finds you pitiable]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[I'm not lying!]

[I'm not a liar!]

[wwahhh...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is spiralling]

[...not lying...not lying...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

Cuz he wanna feel ✨FaNcY✨

can someone please tell me why Dazai is holding that joystick like a fucking wine glass 😭

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled sheepishly]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they do actually have better things that they need to do but would much rather watch a silly little man do silly little things]

There's been so many new constellations appearing here recently.. Do you all have nothing better to do?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed]

[not very healthy tho (;¬_¬)]

[But I'd be pretty hypocritical if I say anything about that o(´^｀)o]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?