[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Says That Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest' Seems Pretty Fond

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sweatdrops and thinks that they might accidentally end up killing your son]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' caught the spoon before it fell in the blender]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring blankly at it]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looks at Constellation 'Bored Anarchist']

[please no eating my utensils ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

Boi have you looked in the mirror? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

when I said Aya deserves a new dad I didn’t mean like this ❌❌❌❌ stay away from her ❗️❗️❗️ your hair is grimy ❗️❗️❗️

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like a video of the cute cats fighting!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist explains that they missed the cat fight becuase they were busy losing a child support case!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beams]

[of course! Cats are adorable aren't they? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sent a video]

My dead ass bought 3 sandwiches on impulse -_-

I'd read the hell out of this shit

I have this Shang Qinghua hc where he’s an actual all-out BAMF. Like, he knows how to kick ass and take names. He can fight better than everyone, he’s powerful af, and he’s practically perfect at anything he does. He created the PIDW world, and he bends it to his will. Like, he’s legit a God™️. And he keeps that tidbit to himself, but sometimes he has trouble hiding it.

One time he beat Liu Qingge in a brutal training fight (one that SQH didn’t even want to participate in), but accidentally-on-purpose trips and hurts himself afterwards, making everyone believe it was a one-off thing.

He’s a better cook than Luo Binghe, although no one knows that until the chef for A Ding gets sick and SQH has a bunch of starving kids to deal with.

SQH is also super charming and naturally flirtatious. He’s on the logistics peak, meaning he has to talk to merchants and negotiate prices and deals. He has a fucking silver tongue. Not in a slimy way, but in the same way as Binghe. (LBH got his personality from somewhere.) SQH’s charm was partially what got Mobei Jun to be interested enough not to kill him when they were teens.

SQH can use The System to his advantage and become omnipotent if he wanted to. He doesn’t, because it takes a lot of work, but he could. In fact, he hacked The System when he was still an infant, it does whatever he tells it. Including giving him infinity points. Sometimes it’ll give him a mission, but SQH treats it like an annoying pop-up ad.

SQH is ruthless, manipulative, and can crush anyone like an ant mentally, physically and emotionally. He actually put a lot of himself into LBH while writing the book. And he kind of regrets that because the two really can’t stand each other due to how similar they are. Although LBH doesn’t realize it.

His cultivation is top tier. He’s actually the strongest cultivator in the world—but it wasn’t because he worked his ass off. He just rigged the game.

I can see him acting pathetic and dramatic to deflect because then he’s underestimated af. Also, the fake tears? His son does the same exact thing. But SQH on the inside is highly amused by everything. Especially Binghe. He loves his son, and knows what LBH is capable of, but it only makes him laugh. Internally, of course. Like, this whole world is hilarious to him.

SQH is smart and because these are his creations, he can outsmart any of them. It’s lonely though, being a God among men. So, instead of using his actual abilities, he doesn’t. Why would he interfere with anyone’s lives? Why do anything for people who were cruel towards him at times, not realizing they should fear him. He has an ego, but at the same time what was the point? He’s a selfish and lazy God™️.

When Shen Yuan transmigrates into SQQ he becomes the only person Shang Qinghua doesn’t know how to read. And it’s refreshing, it makes SQH feel human for the first time in decades.

TL:DR - HC that SQH is a literal God™️ but keeps it a secret. He prefers being an underestimated dude.

I'm dying help-

I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed]

[I doubt they will harm your family they like watching them live far too much for that]

[they also like the shenanigans your brother gets up to! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they can pay him?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking around in their storage]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they have:

A few different types of pasta

A whole lot of meat from different animals

Chicken eggs

Potatoes

Flour

Pancake mix

Some leftover tomato mush

Some apples

Half of a seedless watermelon

An orange

A multitude of different flavored instant ramen

Dark, white and milk chocolate

Pistachios

Condensed milk

Rice

Broccoli

Cauliflower

A mutilated human corpse

Bread

Cereal

An entire section dedicated to chips

Milk

Orange juice

Cream soda

Drinkable peach flavored yogurt

Pineapple flavored beer

Curry bricks

Beef bone marrow

Gelatin

Candy

Pudding

Onions

Garlic

Baby corn

Honey

A can of food? with no label

Tea bags of chamomile, English breakfast and red peach tea

Biscuits

Chocolate, strawberry and peanut butter flavored wafers

A packet of chocolate pocky

A bottle of egg salad dressing

A half used bottle of ketchup

Hazelnut ice cream

Soft cookies

As well as some leftover soy sauce chicken from yesterday's dinner]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]