[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head with an empty smile]
[I know that but I won't be able to die until my creator decides to replace me]
[even if you do manage to destroy my body I'll just be remade over and over again]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]
Yeah no fuck that
Ao3 and sin is a good one i'mma start using that from now on
I made some svsss ones
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts but let it be]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' ask how does society work here?]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]
As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?
No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety
Rip that Freddie ay
LOL THE FACT THAT THIS WAS A PROMO AD RELEASED IN UNIVERSE AFTER ROUND 2
"REST IN PIECE(S) FREDDIE" AJSJSKDKD
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is snickering]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' should go take a nap if his really that exhausted]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' has recorded the whole thing]
reaction . Now . I will be the bane of u
cred to @/d0gtoothjones on tumblr
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants to be invited to the party!]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they will make a cake!]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]
[Constellation Bored Anarchist has something to announce!]
I- Huh??
(He looks super confused.)
Calepunzel calepunzel let down your hair
Cale Henituse the day he finally have his Slackerlife-chan
[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is glaring at constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']
it's different! we're meant to be eaten by kim dokja, so unless you cook my friend and feed it to kim-
wait no. get away from me, i just want to be eaten by that guy!!
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]
[but Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' doesn't like tomatoes tho ( っ`-´c)]
[ah! get back here I want to make tomato soup! 三っ•̀.̫•́)っ]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that the trick is to hold your breath and drink it really quickly! ( ╹▽╹ )]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that it always works for them when they do that! (^^)]
If I suddenly explode, that’s not that bad right?
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts and disagrees]
[of course I can! You just have to slice them up and bash them up real good ( っ`-´c)]
[but well I don't really like the skin of tomatoes so I'd probably skin it first before that (´ー`)]
[then I'll put the tomato in a big pot! And add water and salt and some more stuff to make soup! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]
[then I'd make scrambled eggs with the extra tomato bits! It's very tasty! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]
(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)
Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head]
[I didn't think hard about it tho? I just said the two most common things when I think of tomato dishes- my mama used to make them you see (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)]
[and tomatoes has vitamins I'm pretty sure! And health benefits! Mama said they are good for skin she said they can whiten the skin and that pale skin is the prettiest so she makes me eat them lots! (^o^)ノ]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]
[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]
(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)
Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-