[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Is Wondering What In The Hell They Walked In On]

My mom decided to buy a shit and ice cream for some reason

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' did a happy little dancy dance]

[yyyaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy! ヾ(๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

❲You have completed the sub-scenario❳

❲reward: 10000000, Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush❳

[hope you enjoy the plush! ⁽⁽ (๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́) ⁾⁾]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beamed]

[you're welcome! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' started humming happily while cuddling closer to you and giving you headpats]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sticks their tongue out at Incarnation 'Cale Henituse']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what is the difference between an immortal and a god? Won't they both just die eventually?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

*aggressively likes*

He so fucking pretty oh my go- *explodes*

Priest Cale, any one?

Is this enough for you to deflect to the enemy’s side yet?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' said that the valentines date that they shared is not helping them beat the allegations either]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is puffing out their chest!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is taking a deep breath!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is useing their true voice!]

ENGLISH OR SPANISH?

I have no time for your mockery.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggles]

[you think so? I got it in a convention today! They came as a set! (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)]

[AND! AND! They're double-sided as well! \(≧⁠∇⁠≦⁠)/]

[isn't it cool? (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[look at what I bought today!!! (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)]

[isn't it cute? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[I have one of Incarnation 'Yoo Joonghyuk' and one of Dokkaebi 'Biyoo' as well! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[also happy birthday! Eat lots of yummy cake and have lots of fun! ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶]

Where did you even get that? It is.. kind of cute. And thank you, I'll make sure to enjoy myself today.

Goddess literally 🛐

i like dressing her up

I'm surprised that cale's weak ass noodle arms are strong enough to hold him

raon growing up.....

big dog who still thinks he's a lap dog