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Gotham City Subway
The only Robin who can squat during a train ride is Stephanie Brown; sadly, Damian doesn’t currently have the skill.
Body swap!
At least one of them is having fun...
the reason Jason started learning to cook was because before he died he used to go to Dick’s apartment like once a month for stilted forced ‘brotherly bonding’ on the demand of Alfred, and Dick had to cook them dinner every time up until the time where he mixed up the salt and the cocaine he’d been holding onto for evidence for one of his cases and he accidentally drugged them both to shit. the night ended with them deciding it would be a wonderful idea to go on a quick patrol and they blew up like three cop cars. Dick paid Jason off to never tell Bruce and after that Jason refused to let him cook for them and had to learn how to do it himself.
Tim calls a family meeting and everyone thinks he’s coming out as bi.
He comes out as Santa.
Damian Wayne appreciation post 💕
All healed up Jason who just decides to move back into Wayne manor, and he suddenly takes up his role similar to a 1950’s Housewife with a weapons arsenal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jason in the morning dropping his brothers off to school: I made Lunch you better fucking eat it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ jason in a floral apron making cookies?? Bruce just thinks he’s hallucinating for the first week because that cannot be his murder son
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he doesn’t even tell anyone he’s back. He just snuck in and took up residence in the kitchen at 1am, making pancakes until the morning
Tim, who only knew Jason through stories and rumours and snuck down the stairs for midnight coffee: who the fuck is that??
Don't let yr dreams be dreams. t4t sapphic jondami 🔛🔝‼️‼️ experiencing girlhood together,hyping each other's bad haircuts and making new uniforms together.. magical girl Damian and butch scientist Jon!!!
BUTCH JON SAVE MEEEE!!!! I like to imagine Damian giving herself the worst baby bangs known to man . Anyway that’s so fucking real. Anon I love you
Damian:.... *plays around with the flag* What do you want?
Bruce: Just checking
Damian: Hmhm
Bruce: That is not yours
Damian: *ignores him*
Bruce: You should give it back
Damian: No
Bruce: Damian
Damian: *ignores him again*
Bruce: *pats his shoulder and motions him to give him the flag*
Damian: *groans but reluctantly gives up* You are making me unhappier
Bruce: I get that a lot
Damian: *flops back on the bed*
Bruce: *also plays around with the flag*
Damian: Hypocrite
Bruce: That, too.
Bruce: Tomorrow, I will get you one
Damian: *shrugs*
Bruce: Which one?
Damian: The bi one so I can match with the family
Bruce: *smiles* Size?
Damian: Bigger than Tim's
Bruce: Of course
Let Damian make anime references while his out fighting, let the kid be cringe, I think it's deserved
Just wondering if they'd have been friends ~ @miasonwing