Let Damian Make Anime References While His Out Fighting, Let The Kid Be Cringe, I Think It's Deserved

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HEADCANON

Bruce and the kids saving a coin for every time Dick changes lovers is my new headcanon. They all agreed that the money saved will be given to the one lover that stays more than one year with Dick.

Kori was an almost winner. Bruce liked her, and the kids also warmed up to her, altho damian took longer bc of his suspicion agaisnt aliens. She helped Dick in many ways and kept him out of too much trouble and she was caring. But that one lastes 11 months and 15 days (tim keeps count).

Then the jar kept filling and Wally arrived, but no one had hope for it, although they were best friends for a long while and still going strong after Wally came back from Speedforce.

It was tim (the one regulating everything) that announced at dinner that Dick and Wally had been dating for one year and 3 months.

Dick: why?!?!?!

Jason: *walks back with a jar full of money and gives it to wally* congrats wally!!

Dick: WHATS HAPPENING?!??

Bruce: well, dick, some years ago we decided to save money for every lover u had.

Tim: and we agreed that the money would go to the one that lasted more than one year.

Duke: we saved a lot of money for that, u kept changing lovers, jesus.

Cass: I had hope in kori.

*batfam nodding along with Cass statement*

Wally: may I ask how much money is in here?

Tim: 1000 dollars.

Wally: *looks at dick* idk if I should be jealous or worried.

Dick: please don't, okay.

Somehow Wally also saw that as a reward and a challenge that they would not break for a long time.

Superman born circa 1990 and being in his early 30s as of 2025 doesn’t wear a cape simply because it was common amongst his people. He wears it partially because of social media and people being so thirsty.

Early Superman goes out in the skintight suit and red boots with the House of El’s crest on his chest. He does his thing—saving the day and whatnot. He’s feared by some, but beloved by most. Then Twitter and its trending topics become a thing. Suddenly he’s feared by some, beloved by others, but lusted after by a fuckload of people.

“The people of the internet want to know if your ass is real,” Hal giggles breathlessly. “They think your suit is padded!”

Clark crosses his arms and absolutely does not pout. He’s not pouting. Or blushing.

“Oh my God,” Barry cackles, scrolling on his phone. “This is everything. They’re calling you Super Thicc Man.”

“Two c’s,” Ollie snorts as he looks over Barry’s shoulder. “There are memes, Blue. You’re a meme.”

Hal squawks and shoves his phone into Bruce’s face. To his credit, Bruce barely twitches—to the naked human eye, anyway. Clark knows Bruce’s micro expressions better than anyone and can tell the other man’s snickering in his head.

“‘Double cheeked up’ is trending!” Hal nearly falls out of his seat laughing. “Holy shit. ‘What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon—hella ass, the sun is still out.’ This is the best day of my life!”

Bruce coughs delicately—a sure sign that he’s losing the fight to giggles.

“Maybe,” he says slowly, “this is a good thing. They’re not afraid of you if they’re lusting after you.”

Clark blushes for hours on end. Ma retrieves the red blanket he’d been wrapped in when he landed on Earth and sews him his first cape. Bruce, being a good and apologetic friend, scrubs as many of the memes from the internet as he can.

The small boy and the big demon. (Jason Todd - Damian Wayne)

another damian headcanon

so it's well known that Damian can draw, but just imagine him giving out tattoos at school. He run's a underground business and everything

talk about siblings

Hello, hi, I want to give dami my psvita so he can crush project diva like his god given right as a Miku fan.

He won’t disappoint you!!! He'll give it a good use!! (he'll stay up every night)

Figured I’d post the full pic ft. Some comments I liked 😭

My short list of romance anime that I've seen/read that that I think Damian would enjoy

School Rumle

Ouran High School Host Club (did this show age well? no. is it a classic? yes. i think he would enjoy the absurdity of it. the manga is definitely better)

Furits Baskt

Nana

Inuyasha

Princess Jellyfish

Sailor Moon

Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun

Banana Fish (there's little hints of romance but he'd enjoy the story over all)

You're Lie in April

Komi Can't Communicate

Sasaki to Miyano

Whisper Me A Love Song

Ranma 1/2

I personally don't watch or read a lot of romance anime myself, I tend to get bored unfortunately 🥲

THAT IS SHORT TO YOU 😭😭😭??? OMG I LITERALLY KNOW, LIKE, 5 ROMANCE ANIMES, MAYBE?

From this list I've seen Ranma 1/2, sailor moon, Inuyasha, Nana AND THAT'S IT. There are names I know, but romance is not really my thing 😭😭😭

AND NOW I SEE THIS, WOW. I KUST WATCH THEM ALL.

And about Damian watching them YES, HE DID 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥‼️‼️‼️ (in my head, he did) BECAUSE, I THINK HE LOVES ROMANCE, THE MANGA HE WAS READING might have been slice of life, it could be... BUT I THINK IT WAS ROMANCE, SO HE LIKES ROMANCE NOW.

PRETTY BABY BOY JOINING "GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY DON'T LIKE ROMANCE BUT SECRETLY ENJOY IT" AND JASON IS IN THAT CLUB 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️

lmao this is hilarious

"At least there's always Tim"

this fic