If I was writing a one-piece filler episode, I would have one of nami's tangerine trees grow a devil fruit and the whole episode is just the crew arguing about what they should do with it.
Nami wants to sell it. Chopper and Robin want to study it. Zorro and Sanji want to force feed it to the other just so that they can make fun of them for not being able to swim. Usopp keeps flip-flopping between wanting to eat it to get stronger and going down anxiety spirals of worst case scenarios. Everyone else is kind of just chill about it while Luffy patiently listens to each of their cases.
Luffy also almost eats it on accident several times. In fact one time he does bite into it frightening every member of the crew half to death before they notice a small chunk missing from the other side. In the end it turns out a rat ate it. It grows pigeon wings and flies away or something like that.
JASON- JASON- JA-
Jon giving this to Damian (I figured we could both laugh at this)
Damian's just like: I don't... I don't want this...
I didn't really get it at first. I was like: I could be the fourteen for you? What could it mean? π
Then I noticed the little space between the numbers and I did laugh π. I had to draw it, that's why I took my time replying this πβ
He be hitting that πΌ face.
In a future where Jon and Damian grow up together and Jon is a cringey teenager, I'm a firm believer this happened.
His mom took the photo btw.
howdy pardner
since a lot of yall liked the idea of cowboy nightwing
throws these out for good measure
freaky wip photo
Jon's the type to know only mainstream anime like demon slayer and jujutsu kaisen, meanwhile Damian's in deep watching animes no one's thought about since the 90s
OMGGG YESS, no because I'm so sure Jon only knew Naruto or Dragon Ball and introduced that to Damian, not expecting Damian to actually get into Anime.
Suddenly Damian is talking about Yu Yu Hakusho and Inuyasha and he's like: what have I created?
Ive seen things where people have kids who are dark haired and eyed at birth and turn light haired and eyes when they get older or vice versa.
I headcanon Janet with blonde hair and green eyes and Jack with black hair blue eyes.
Im using this on Tim.
Tim was born with blonde hair green eyes and looked like Jack as a baby, but when he got older, around 4ish, he turned black haired and blue eyed and started looking like Janet.
His parents were both in a love hate relationship with this change. On one hand they want him to have their colors and look like them...
On the other hand they miss when he used to look like the other parent.
Just imagine:
Tim going through old pictures in his gazillion boxes of pictures, the family is helping him.
"Who's this baby? Steph's?"
Someone asks. They look over to see Duke holding a photo of a blonde baby, smiling a gummy smile with curly blonde hair and green emerald eyes looking brighter than a kryptonian in the sun.
"No.. That's.. who is that baby?"
Steph asked very slowly. Guess they forgot to tell Duke that Steph's daughter was a sensitive topic amongst them.
"Steph gave up her daughter at birth, Duke. And it was a traumatic experience for her so we don't talk about it."
Bruce informed.
"O-Oh! I'm sorry."
"It's okay, you didn't know"
She waved him off with a smile, but everyone still wondered who the baby was.
"Tim?"
"Yeah?"
Tim replied from inside his closet. He walked out upon no reply, setting down another box filled with camera equipment and saw all their confused faces.
"Who's baby is this?"
Duke turned the picture and Tim looked at it closer.
"Oh!"
Tim smiled, taking it and putting it next to his face.
"It's me!"
He smiled just as bright as the baby, which happened to be him, in the picture.
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"WHAT!?"
The family, including Alfred, stared jaw dropped shocked at the guy.
The baby in the photo, smiling oh so brightly like the sun, green eyed, blonde curly hair, with the cutest little red polka dot dress on, was Tim, who had straight-ish black hair and blue eyes, didn't smile as brightly as the moon, who only gave smirks and grins, and was wearing a long sleeves under a Limp Bizkit t shirt with very baggy jeans.
"Yeah.. Genetics! Ya know..?"
"Explain."
Jason demanded.
"Well, up until I was 4-ish I had my dad's face but my mom's green eyes and blonde curly hair, but then it turned black and my eyes turned blue and straight-ish and I started looking more like my mom."
He rubbed his neck sheepishly.
That started the searching of Tim's baby photos. They'd organize the Bat photos and the hero photos later, right now they needed to find all of the blonde hair green eyed baby Tim photos.
It was no secret that Tim was trans, so when all the photos of a little girl in dresses and skirts showed up they weren't phased. It was hilarious to see all the pouty faced pictured of Tim in dresses.
The photos did get put up around the house with Tim's (begrudgingly(willingly)) permission.
Dick wanted him to bleach his hair but he refuses to damage his hair.
But also imagine this:
The older that Tim gets, the blonde comes back. He still looks like his mom, but his slowly starts turning blonde again, and his eyes start having a greener tint/hue to it.
The first to notice was Bart.
Bart was braiding Tim's rather ling hair when he points it out.
"Hey Tim, your hair's got some blonde in it!"
"What?"
Tim runs to the mirror and looks in it. Yep. Sure enough his hair was growing some blonde strands. And now that he looked, his eyes looked more green than it's normal blue.
"Oh my gosh.."
He calls Bruce.
Bruce who was in a JL meeting.
"I'm in a meeting."
"B! Im going blonde again! Ans my eyes! They're turning green!"
Tim says, somewhat panicked, somewhat excited.
Bruce blanks. Because.. what. What do you mean his baby boy, who he loved staring at the blonde and green eyed baby pictures of, was resorting back to that color.
"...really?"
He asks very hesitantly at first.
"Yeah!"
Tim turns his head down, showing his scalp. And there, right there, were several prominent, yet blended, strands of blonde growing in a curl pattern amongst the straight black locks.
Bruce just about cries right then and there.
Because then Tim does a close up of his eyes. And yep. His eyes have a but of green in them.
"That's great, sweetie. But I'm in a meeting right now."
"Oh! Sorry!"
He hangs up.
Bruce doesn't.
He's still stuck on the call smiling like a sappy parent whose kid just did something so small yet so touching. There were tears in his eyes and none of the JL knew what to do.
Damian Wayne appreciation post π
I think Damian's art blog would be an accidental secret. like he just never mentions it (put of sight out of mind) until someone like dick or tim finds it and realizes that hes kinda popular online
I think that too! I would love it if, idk, maps for example was his fan without knowing it is him. Then one day she sees his sketchbook and she's like:
The Batkids doing that "Suspect" tiktok trend where they take turns filming each other running and say increasingly personal and deranged shit to make each other laugh.
Spoiler, recording Red Robin: *in a confused voice* Suspect listens to Green Day and Enya, like my guy pick a struggle
Nightwing, recording Red Hood: Suspect died once and made it his entire personality
Red Hood, recording Robin: Suspect has a superiority complex that is way too big for someone his size
Robin, recording Nightwing: Suspect has been engaged at least twice and married never
Red Robin, recording Spoiler: Suspect thinks assaulting people with bricks is a legitimate flirting strategy (Spoiler: It worked on you!)
Signal, who came out at night solely for this, recording Red Robin: Suspect can't come up with an original name and keeps stealing everyone else's
Red Hood, recording Nightwing: Suspect is actually a huge asshole but hides it behind that cheerful demeanor so everyone thinks I'm lying about it
Robin, recording Red Hood: I'm going to let the Suspect keep running because he needs the exercise
Signal, recording Red Hood: Suspect acts tough but has read every Jane Austen novel at least six times
Bruce: uh, Tim?
Tim: *clearly haven't slept for 2 days straight.* yes, B?
Bruce: i have a tiny little, little request for you to do.
Tim: *squinting,* this is not a little request, but sure what is it?
Bruce: *scratch his neck.* can you.. uh, take over the Wayne enterprises for me? you know, being Batman and Bruce wayne at the same time is.. kinda hard.
Tim: *spit out coffee.* Bruce I'm fucking seventeenβ
Tim: *warping the meeting.* okay, thank you for attending this meeting, guys. i hope we can reach out for that manufacturer in Star City or get that new steel blueprint from Metropolis.
worker 1: *whisper* this new boss is more competent than the playboy.
worker 2: sush! it's his child!
Tim: *sips coffee.* no guys, please continue, i want trash talk too.