I Love Hitting Characters With The Trans Beam But I Love It Even More When The Implications Of That Are

If I was writing a one-piece filler episode, I would have one of nami's tangerine trees grow a devil fruit and the whole episode is just the crew arguing about what they should do with it.

Nami wants to sell it. Chopper and Robin want to study it. Zorro and Sanji want to force feed it to the other just so that they can make fun of them for not being able to swim. Usopp keeps flip-flopping between wanting to eat it to get stronger and going down anxiety spirals of worst case scenarios. Everyone else is kind of just chill about it while Luffy patiently listens to each of their cases.

Luffy also almost eats it on accident several times. In fact one time he does bite into it frightening every member of the crew half to death before they notice a small chunk missing from the other side. In the end it turns out a rat ate it. It grows pigeon wings and flies away or something like that.

Damian, now a teenager and wanting to experience normal teen shit: Baba, it’s just an overnight party

Tim: Yeah Bruce, at least Damian’s asking and not sneaking out

Jason: Small victories

Bruce: Fine… I’ll let you go on one condition

Damian: Anything

Bruce: Point to one person in this room that’s straight

Tim: …

Dick: …

Jason: …

Damian: Thats easy. Pennyworth

Bruce: *pulls out buzzer and presses on it* Wrong! It was a trick question. Not a single person in this household is straight. Get your ass upstairs

Damian: Wha- That’s so unfair, ugh! *stomps upstairs muttering under his breath*

Alfred: Master Bruce-

Bruce: Don’t even try to deny it Alfred. I was young but I still had eyes. You and my parents were very obvious.

Dick: Oop!

Bb Damian!!!

Just ask me if y'all want more of baby Damian or baby any member of the batfamily and how you want it and I'll gladly do it cuz I definitely don't have an upcoming exam and is willing to do anything to forget about it 😊

“HEYYY!! PLEASE DO AN ART WHERE YOUNG DAMIAN IS KISSING HIS MOTHER ON THE FOREHEAD!❣️ This will show how much love damian still has for his mom (I wanna see more of mother-son relationship)”

“HEYY!! PLEASE DO TALIA HOLDING LITTLE DAMIAN❣️❤️❤️ (I'd love to see them matching and fighting enemies together as a partner team🥺)”

So I got a few anonymous asks requesting some more baby Damian and Talia together and just Talia in general.

I decided to have them matching outfits because I think that’s so cute idk. Most of these outfits are actual comic outfits that I love. She’s so stylish I swear.

All my baby Damien art!🍼🦇

Jon who every time he wants to kiss Damian and can’t pinches him instead

Horrid horrid idea I have is that Jon kills Ultraman and tries to take it to the grave, absolutely tries to live like he didn't kill a man that looks like his dad.

Unfortunately for Jon,he's being haunted by his ghost. Even more unfortunately his bff/situationship Damian can 100000% see and understand Ultraman's ghost and has to resist the urge to threaten thin air around Jon

JON BEING HAUNTED YES! It drives Jon insane. do you mean only damian can see it? because that makes it even more interesting! Jon is haunted by nightmares and is deteriorating and while he knows killing ultraman is weighing on him he doesn't understand how its got this bad this fast and lo and behold its ultramans literal ghost trying to drive him to madness. damian is trying his best to get rid of him without alerting jon and its not going so well...

Harley and Tim fighting after Tim came out as nonbinary:

Harley, swinging a bat at Red Robin: are you wearing lipstick?

Red Robin, dodging and sweeping at her legs: yeah actually. I'm trying out make up recently.

Harley, doing a cartwheel to dodge: it looks nice but thats a whole lot of red on your costume. I think black might look better.

Red Robin, sliding passed her and pulling her off balance: you think?

Harley, pinned: yeah! Come visit me in Arkham tomorrow and show me how it looks 'kay?

Red Robin, handcuffing her: yeah! Want me to bring you a coffee?

Harley: if you bring me a vanilla chai, I'll give you some pointers on how to do your nails. What are your pronouns by the way?

Red Robin: they/them

Harley, being put in the batmoblie: got it!! see you tomorrow!

Batman, whose been hearing all of this over comms: what the fuck just happened?

as much as i enjoy the dog motif for jon i really do think it can go both ways. I'm re-reading the super sons comic and jon is constantly making Damian say "please" and "sorry" before doing what he wants. they both have such a tight grip on each other it's actually crazy

Hc that when Jason got adopted and was introduced to the giant ass manor library, he was determined to read every book there(like any reasonable 12 year old would do upon finding out there was a whole ass library in their house) but he needed a way to remember what he thought of the books, and Alfred or Bruce or someone suggested some sort of social media or blog, so Jason made his new super secret social media book review blog

At first it was just another one of those random accounts, until it got more and more followers over time, and Jason expanded from book reviews to just random stuff, and eventually his acc was pretty well known. Only nearly a year into this endeavor(before the acc really got rolling), Jason got his first hater. This hater was Tim, who had discovered the acc while testing his online stalking skills and, still annoyed at the change in Robin, decided to be a little hater about it.

Time went on and the accounts following only grew with everyone knowing about Jason's very dedicated hater that was constantly arguing with him over random shit, either just on website or in dms. Then the acc stopped posting cause Jason, yknow, died.

Some years went by and Jason's acc turned into a little story of "hey you guys remember that one book review acc that made new reviews scarily fast then just dissapeared one day?" "Oh yeah, you remember their super dedicated hater? Such a funny time lolol."

Then the acc came back. And with the accs return came the little hater's return(with Tim now extra hate fueled) and the arguments continued but over time Tim became less and less cruel as his relationship with Jason got better and better(this is an au where they actually yknow, bond and stuff) and eventually, Tim admits to being the hater behind the acc and stops his shenanigans

When someone asks about where Jason's favorite hater went, he just replies "turns out it was my brother the whole fucking time." And Tim, having seen the reply some way or another, would never admit that he teared up a little at being called Jason's brother after so many years of hatred.