Why Is He So Sassy Here

This is very corny and lame and ooc but Jon’s version of “rob” or “pretty bird” could be “birdie” or just straight up “bird” cuz ya know. He grew up on a farm. Or for a funnier version he calls Damian the names of the birds from angry birds just to piss him off

domestic jason <33

Talia and Tim must have the most awkward relationship ever and i bet Jason and Damian find it hysterical.

Bruce: of course you remember Jason and Damian, and this is Tim, the previous Robin before Damian took over.

Talia: yes. we’ve… met.

Bruce, sensing tension: ?

Jason, fully aware and grinning widely: do you call him step-daddy?

Tim: fucks sake Jason he just tried to make me his wife that one time, i was never actually WITH Ra’s.

Damian, amused: it is fascinating that for a short period my mother almost became my technical niece, though.

Talia: Damian.

Tim: i hate this family

Jason: really? because this is the first time i’ve ever been actively excited to be here

“actually, in canon-“

CANON DOES NOT SPARK JOY INTO MY HEART. IT DOES NOT MAKE ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL. THE WORLD IS A FOUL AND CRUEL PLACE AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SULLY MY IMAGINATION WITH REALITY.

Damian:.... *plays around with the flag* What do you want?

Bruce: Just checking

Damian: Hmhm

Bruce: That is not yours

Damian: *ignores him*

Bruce: You should give it back

Damian: No

Bruce: Damian

Damian: *ignores him again*

Bruce: *pats his shoulder and motions him to give him the flag*

Damian: *groans but reluctantly gives up* You are making me unhappier

Bruce: I get that a lot

Damian: *flops back on the bed*

Bruce: *also plays around with the flag*

Damian: Hypocrite

Bruce: That, too.

Bruce: Tomorrow, I will get you one

Damian: *shrugs*

Bruce: Which one?

Damian: The bi one so I can match with the family

Bruce: *smiles* Size?

Damian: Bigger than Tim's

Bruce: Of course

Here’s Damian, our fav Disney princess

the reason Jason started learning to cook was because before he died he used to go to Dick’s apartment like once a month for stilted forced ‘brotherly bonding’ on the demand of Alfred, and Dick had to cook them dinner every time up until the time where he mixed up the salt and the cocaine he’d been holding onto for evidence for one of his cases and he accidentally drugged them both to shit. the night ended with them deciding it would be a wonderful idea to go on a quick patrol and they blew up like three cop cars. Dick paid Jason off to never tell Bruce and after that Jason refused to let him cook for them and had to learn how to do it himself.

// f slur use (non derogatory?)

Kon's jacket!! the fuckin guy ever dude

close up of these freaks also bc i love them

and here is it without its pizazz or fun

I read mairuma

been reading world's finest comics and fell in love with superbat co-parenting robin dynamic. that's litcherally their son