// F Slur Use (non Derogatory?)

A drawing of Carrie Kelly, a friend's favorite Robin ✨

i need to post literally anything other than these fucks

very big fan of the idea that damian doesn't know how to express his affection directly to other people or else he will Implode™︎ so he just. drops paper stars into their utility belts.

tim hasn't actively tried to kill him the past week? three yellow stars in his back pocket.

grayson ruffled his hair once and he stomped out in a huff. the next time he tries to rummage around his bag, he finds like 10 paper stars just. inside. no bag for protection, just kind of all littered and slightly smushed because god knows how long they've been sitting there.

jon gets a whole mason jar's worth of them over the years, neatly placed on his nightstand so that he can look at them before he goes to bed.

in damian's mind, it's a nod to that one saying that goes "i'd give you the stars"; he just hopes they're smart enough to understand what it means.

Incorrect batfam/ DC quotes but it's all stuff my friends & I said

Dick: I don't care! I will simply backflipp out of the conversation.

Jason: some people have trauma, other people have blunt force trauma. We're not the same!

Babara: you wouldn't steal the croissant of a person sitting in a wheelchair!

Steph: [Watching a musical] are they singing again?????

Tim: I have so much caffeine in my body, it would probably kill a small mammal.

Barry: In the name of the Lord! Spread your legs for science!

Roy: Which sick bastard came up with these Google maps routes???

Damian: You write you "G"s in the same way as my grandfather

Jon: omg maybe I am the reincarnation of your grandfather!!!

Damian:.....My grandfather isn't dead yet...

Jason: In the name of the Lord will I put this record on! [ABBA starts playing]

Jason doesn't get to announce his revival dramatically because Talia decides to be petty (she is her father's daughter, alright) and randomly sends Jason's photo with little Damian to Bruce in a random Monday.

Bruce: (minding his business)

Talia, messaging in the middle of the day: Beloved. Look at our beautiful sons.

Talia: (sends a photo of Jason reading little Damian a book while he drools)

Bruce, with his eye twitching: IS THAT JASON?

Bruce: SONS?

Bruce: TALIA?

Talia, turning her phone to Jason: A family photoshoot would ruin him completely. I'm just saying.

Jason, staring at the screen: ...

Jason: Call Ra's. We are doing the sweetest family photoshoot this world had ever seen. I need the old man to get a stroke.

Talia: ...I sense like I made some mistake here.

They ship printed photos of this photoshoot directly to Wayne Manor in the various copies. Jason brings little Damian to his father in a few weeks and announces that he himself will stay only for a short amount of time before returning to "grandpa Ra's." Bruce locks up all doors and forbids anyone from leaving it. .

14 February! Except is not 14, but 13 because I'm too impatient to wait.

So, uh, happy pre-valentine's day???

“actually, in canon-“

CANON DOES NOT SPARK JOY INTO MY HEART. IT DOES NOT MAKE ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL. THE WORLD IS A FOUL AND CRUEL PLACE AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SULLY MY IMAGINATION WITH REALITY.