Jason Doesn't Get To Announce His Revival Dramatically Because Talia Decides To Be Petty (she Is Her

Jason doesn't get to announce his revival dramatically because Talia decides to be petty (she is her father's daughter, alright) and randomly sends Jason's photo with little Damian to Bruce in a random Monday.

Bruce: (minding his business)

Talia, messaging in the middle of the day: Beloved. Look at our beautiful sons.

Talia: (sends a photo of Jason reading little Damian a book while he drools)

Bruce, with his eye twitching: IS THAT JASON?

Bruce: SONS?

Bruce: TALIA?

Talia, turning her phone to Jason: A family photoshoot would ruin him completely. I'm just saying.

Jason, staring at the screen: ...

Jason: Call Ra's. We are doing the sweetest family photoshoot this world had ever seen. I need the old man to get a stroke.

Talia: ...I sense like I made some mistake here.

They ship printed photos of this photoshoot directly to Wayne Manor in the various copies. Jason brings little Damian to his father in a few weeks and announces that he himself will stay only for a short amount of time before returning to "grandpa Ra's." Bruce locks up all doors and forbids anyone from leaving it. .

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3 months ago

Don't think about little Jason Todd, who was curling in his sleep around Catherine, who was passed out, when he could. Don't think about a freshly orphaned Jason Todd, who kept curling in a little ball, trying to warm himself. Definitely don't imagine him doing the same in the Wayne Manor, except this time he curled around pillow or a small Nightwing plush his brother gifted him. And definitely don't imagine Talia searching for little Damian frantically, only to find Jason, curling around a toddler in his restless dreams. And maybe don't imagine Jason continuing to do the same in the solitude of his apartment, despite being all strong and huge.

Just don't.

3 months ago

U seen that video of that couple where the girl goes to grab his phone and he snatches his bag of chips thinking she’s going for that and then hands her his phone once he realizes? Thats jondami

3 months ago

A special Valentine's edit for all the Damijon lovelies out there💖 :>

A Special Valentine's Edit For All The Damijon Lovelies Out There💖 :>
A Special Valentine's Edit For All The Damijon Lovelies Out There💖 :>

And a doodle to complete it hehe (not colored or anything, because I'm definitely not getting that done quick today lmao)

Happy Valentine's day everyone!!💕🥰💕

Og version below the cut

A Special Valentine's Edit For All The Damijon Lovelies Out There💖 :>
4 months ago
When Roy Harper Meets Red Hair Jason Todd?!? 🫣😳
When Roy Harper Meets Red Hair Jason Todd?!? 🫣😳

When Roy Harper meets red hair Jason Todd?!? 🫣😳

4 months ago

This is very corny and lame and ooc but Jon’s version of “rob” or “pretty bird” could be “birdie” or just straight up “bird” cuz ya know. He grew up on a farm. Or for a funnier version he calls Damian the names of the birds from angry birds just to piss him off

2 months ago

Just got done watching Battle of the Super Sons for the uhhhhh 5th time this week and why did it just now hit me that the opening scene where Jor-El and Lara sacrifice their lives to save Clark when Krypton is exploding is supposed to be a direct parallel to Jon and Damian choosing to sacrifice themselves as the Watchtower burns up in orbit in order to save their own family members and by extension the entire planet. That’s so fucking poetic, I can’t believe Damian and Jon invented being soulmates.

1 month ago
Yeah Okay And What If I Kill Myself

Yeah okay and what if I kill myself

4 months ago

imagine tim is bruce’s bio kid, and is immediately given to bruce when he is born, but bruce already has an eight year old (dick) and a four year old (jason) at home.

just imagine how the boys would act at a baby brother omg

Jason: B? When is Timmy gonna be old enough to play with me?

Bruce who is currently holding a two week old Tim in his arms: Not for a while, Jaylad. Why don’t you go play with Dick?

Jason: No. Dickie isn’t fun, and I want to be a good older brother and play with Timmy.

Bruce: Jay, you’re already a good older brother, but you have to wait until Tim grows up a little more until you can play with him, okay?

Jason: Hmpf, fine. But can I hold him, pretty please??

Bruce: Sighs, fine, but you have to be gentle. I’ll teach you how to hold him properly, okay?

————

Dick pointing to a two month old Tim in a baby bouncer: B! Why does all Timmy do is stare at me? He’s not acknowledging all my cool big brotherness!

Bruce: Sighs, he’s a baby, Dick, that’s what he does at this age, but don’t worry, he’ll be more expressive in a couple of months.

Dick: A couple of months?! But that’s soooo long! I want him to start laughing and stop crying, it’s not fun when he cries.

Bruce: You’re going to have to be patient, chum. But I’m sure when Tim grows up, he’s going to appreciate you and Jay being awesome big brothers.

Dick, smiling: Thanks Bruce! When Timmy grows up, imma teach him all my gymnastics moves AND all my Robin tricks!

Bruce: Dick no-

Dick: Dick yes!

2 months ago

something something lord supermans son jon hating damian for a lot of reasons but mainly for being beautiful

4 months ago

Sometimes I really think we just don't give Damian and Tim the power they should have because those are the babies specifically Bruce's babies also sometimes Dick's but that is a whole other thing.

Like the younger children can get away with murder because they are so cute and adorable.

Jason and Dick even Cass need to be quietly steaming in the corner while Damian and Tim are fake crying because Jason pushed them.

They get whatever cases they want, all the super cool expensive tech they want. There is a zoo in Wayne manor because Damian pouted once.

Tim got a brand new car after he crashed his because he gave Bruce puppy dog eyes.

Dick crashed a car and he got lectured what is this shit.

I need Bruce being a pushover for his youngest children and his elder ones are just like what the fuck, "You never let me do that?" "Jason your a crime lord leave your brother's alone."

The day Damian and Tim realized the power they held the very earth shook.

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