imagine tim is bruce’s bio kid, and is immediately given to bruce when he is born, but bruce already has an eight year old (dick) and a four year old (jason) at home.
just imagine how the boys would act at a baby brother omg
Jason: B? When is Timmy gonna be old enough to play with me?
Bruce who is currently holding a two week old Tim in his arms: Not for a while, Jaylad. Why don’t you go play with Dick?
Jason: No. Dickie isn’t fun, and I want to be a good older brother and play with Timmy.
Bruce: Jay, you’re already a good older brother, but you have to wait until Tim grows up a little more until you can play with him, okay?
Jason: Hmpf, fine. But can I hold him, pretty please??
Bruce: Sighs, fine, but you have to be gentle. I’ll teach you how to hold him properly, okay?
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Dick pointing to a two month old Tim in a baby bouncer: B! Why does all Timmy do is stare at me? He’s not acknowledging all my cool big brotherness!
Bruce: Sighs, he’s a baby, Dick, that’s what he does at this age, but don’t worry, he’ll be more expressive in a couple of months.
Dick: A couple of months?! But that’s soooo long! I want him to start laughing and stop crying, it’s not fun when he cries.
Bruce: You’re going to have to be patient, chum. But I’m sure when Tim grows up, he’s going to appreciate you and Jay being awesome big brothers.
Dick, smiling: Thanks Bruce! When Timmy grows up, imma teach him all my gymnastics moves AND all my Robin tricks!
Bruce: Dick no-
Dick: Dick yes!
A headcanon where Damian can't stand the cold, so when winter comes, he either avoids going outside or wears double the winter gear when he goes outsid
When he is forced to go outside, he huddles up in a big puffy coat, a large scarf, fur winter boots, a hoodie with cat ears (a gift from Dick), and earmuffs. He even brings Titus so he can have more warmth near him.
Throughout the year, the batfam has a scrapbook (that Damian doesn't know about) dedicated to Damian in his winter gear because it's one of the cutest/funniest things they have ever seen Damian do.
they are SO DISRESPECTFUL omg
damian wayne better than me bc if i was sent to bitchfuck america with no sun and the whitest cracker family on earth who treat my family like terrorists i would’ve begun killing not stopped
Opinion: Tim Drake should get a gun (again.)
My reasoning: Uh, I think it'd be funny. And DC writers already write whatever THEY think would be funny, so...
Yeah. Give the unhinged one a gun, chop chop!
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post 1:07 AM. head empty, no thoughts
inspired by this panel:
and jason and steph
damian
can drive a motorcycle
likes manga
is a show off
damian wayne akira slide NOW!!
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Jondami soulmate au where Jon’s soul mark is all encompassing branches on his body and when he falls in love they bloom and grow. No idea what Damian’s would be though
damian wayne would totally be a fan of the sonic the hedgehog franchise
more specifically, he would be a fan of shadow.
hearme out on this please
ok but like, i dont have anything to back this up, but like
just trust me on this
tell me that this little kid, who was told from birth that he is genetically perfect, who eventually learns to chill out with the killing:
would not look at the ultimate lifeform, all broody n shit:
and not start learning the lore reasons for why shadow is cool as fuck
just rewatched demon slayer…you know what that means 😈
au’s are my passion