They Are SO DISRESPECTFUL Omg

Tim Drake, CEO: So, why did you move to Gotham?

Employee: To tell you the truth, I was skeptical at first, but my husband insisted. He’s a big Batman fan.

Tim: I see. Are you a superhero fan as well?

Employee: yeah, not Batman though. I like that other one… what’s the name…

Tim: Robin? Black Bat? Batgirl?

Employee: no… Red! Red Robin! Yeah, I’ve seen him around, saw him save a bank. Now that guy was cool.

Tim: Interesting.

Tim [whispers to secretary]: Remind me to give him a promotion next month.

Tim: I'm bi

Jason: Cool. I hooked up with Roy once. Don't tell Dick.

Tim: Jason this is the batfamily group chat

saw this and immediately screamed ‘babian’

(they're watching bluey)

Y'all can't keep letting kon babysit alone

Random Doodle Dump!

-And some references. I really don't know where to put these, but I thought y'all might like them. It's just no context doodles at the end of the day. Though they kind of relate to my next posts. You'll see. 😉✨ -Bubbly💙

8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!

Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!

Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!

Bruce:

Dick: I just read it in a book

Bruce:

Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar

Dick: So you're a fruity bat?

Bruce:

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Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!

Bruce:

Damian to me wouldn’t peel an orange for Jon but if you poured two different scented beads together he’d sort them out because he knows it would fuck with Jon’s super smell and he can’t have that

I so want more identity shenanigans fics about Jon crushing on (civilian) Damian, who crushes on (and a secret fan of) Superboy. It’s one of my favorite tropes.

Jon would be like ‘Darn. It. Why is my best friend so cute lately?’

While Damian would open his phone, get on private browsing (with all sorts of anti-spy stuff already installed), and read a Superboy x Reader fanfiction.

Annoying brothers