Tim Drake, CEO: So, why did you move to Gotham?
Employee: To tell you the truth, I was skeptical at first, but my husband insisted. He’s a big Batman fan.
Tim: I see. Are you a superhero fan as well?
Employee: yeah, not Batman though. I like that other one… what’s the name…
Tim: Robin? Black Bat? Batgirl?
Employee: no… Red! Red Robin! Yeah, I’ve seen him around, saw him save a bank. Now that guy was cool.
Tim: Interesting.
Tim [whispers to secretary]: Remind me to give him a promotion next month.
i’m a little stressed rn so i wanted to draw bruce putting on clark’s flannel when he thinks no one is looking…. and dick <3
Rough sketch of the gang
1. Dick is ceo of the “protect Damian club”
2. Jason’s wings are a little broken after the joker incident
3. Tim and steph are gossip girls
big fan of tim naming his clone daughter "robin", actually. kind of want dick grayson to choke on his own spit when hearing about it
Been reading some Jondami college aus, and I couldn’t help myself
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I love hitting characters with the trans beam but I love it even more when the implications of that are 10 times funnier than their presumed cis identities. EXHIBIT A: Richard “Dick” Grayson.
Dick, filing his legal documents with Bruce: okay you’re gonna scratch that name and write down “Richard”. But everyone will call me Dick
Bruce: …are you sure about that
Dick: did I stutter
Bruce: it’s a… really outdated name chum the kids at school aren’t gonna be nice about it
Dick: I. don’t. Care. Are you gonna write that down or should I go do the paperwork with the WE lawyers tomorrow?
Bruce: okay okay fine… if that’s what makes you happy…
Dick: this is gonna be the funniest thing I have ever done in my life
Jondami soulmate au where Jon’s soul mark is all encompassing branches on his body and when he falls in love they bloom and grow. No idea what Damian’s would be though
Damian: Cruel?
Jon: Yes
Damian: I don't want to go get a SCONE with you this morning and now I'm cruel?
Jon: Open your heart to me...
Jon: Damian!
Damian: Stop
Jon: OPEN YOUR HEART TO ME NOW!!
Damian: IT'S FUCKING OPEN