Vibbok - Fish Roe

Horrid horrid idea I have is that Jon kills Ultraman and tries to take it to the grave, absolutely tries to live like he didn't kill a man that looks like his dad.

Unfortunately for Jon,he's being haunted by his ghost. Even more unfortunately his bff/situationship Damian can 100000% see and understand Ultraman's ghost and has to resist the urge to threaten thin air around Jon

JON BEING HAUNTED YES! It drives Jon insane. do you mean only damian can see it? because that makes it even more interesting! Jon is haunted by nightmares and is deteriorating and while he knows killing ultraman is weighing on him he doesn't understand how its got this bad this fast and lo and behold its ultramans literal ghost trying to drive him to madness. damian is trying his best to get rid of him without alerting jon and its not going so well...

Damian is very proud of his sleep schedule. He nurtures his body, mind and soul, he wouldn't be able to keep up with their lifestyle if he didn't. And getting enough sleep is a massive part of that.

So when someone messes with his carefully crafted sleep schedule, he gets very pissdd off.

Unfortunately, Tim's self-defense mechanism against Damian's attempts at establishing dominance is forcing the kid to take a nap.

Damian is not amused. He's losing sleep at night because of it.

So, he quickly stops attacking Tim. His schedule is more important.

Yk how Mr. Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne misplaced his spleen.

What if on the hunt for the best presents (for Christmas or birthday you get the idea), Damian found it.

Like The batfamily know Damian is a crackhead with no real understanding of how normal people work.

But like the major the storyline you could make on this idea.

Example:

Timothy’s 21 first birthday, and he can’t even drink alcohol (it can be deadly without your spleen).

So everyone searched for a way to make it better by finding the best gift.

Damian just figured why not go get his spleen. His Grandfather (Ra’s) loved trophy’s and it being Timothy’s. He probably kept it perfectly preserved.

Damian also know doctors who can do this surgery with little no issue from the league who would do it as they owe him favors.

So on his birthday, they all gave him presents and so did Damian. Ironically, Damian went last.

Tim opens up the present and sees a jar with his spleen in it with a note -> “Surgery in 2 days no eating or drinking 12 hours before hand. Recovery time is 1 week bedrest. They suggest a month before drinking.”

And Tim would just start crying. Because that little boy who had hated him for years, went out of his way to get him a present although it was his in the first place, and not only a present but something that could fix so many problems and insecurities. He may have not even know the magnitude of that gift.

Tim cried with no explanation so of course Bruce would start yelling at Damian (not seeing what was in the box). And Tim would rock his shit. Scream what the present was. And boom cute fluff story.

Side note -> you could also add like a lot of angst when getting the spleen like have him have to kill someone or getting hurt or doing something like that would add a lot and I mean a lot of good plot.

Miku fan Damian!? Yes please I've been saying this for years! That's his girl right there! 🥲

YES, HE IS HER NUMBER ONE FAN

Can u guess what his favorite song is?

a severely underrated and underused pre-reveal-Red-Hood-plot is the one where Dick finds out that he’s Jason first, and out of desperation to make up for past failings at being a big brother and wanting to reconnect with Jason, he decides to keep it from the rest of the family and use it as a way for them to bond. clearly this could be funny for like a thousand different reasons, but the first way this could turn out that i can think of is obviously Bruce watching Nightwing and Red Hood getting closer and closer and instead of automatically coming to the realisation that it’s Dick getting to know and hanging out with his little brother, he immediately assumes that Nightwing and Red Hood are dating.

i’m torn between Jason finding this hysterical while Dick is horrified about it (Jason doesn’t have to deal with the sexual jokes from the family and talks about safety within villain/hero relationships) and both of them deciding it’s a prime opportunity to pull the greatest prank on Bruce possible (both of them leaning into the relationship thing publicly and then Jason casually taking off his helmet to give Dick a cheek-kiss and Bruce a fucking heart attack), but mostly i just think it would be funny if Dick got stressed about his web of lies and decided to rant to a friend, idk who probably Wally, and he gets to have this conversation:

Dick, pacing back and forth: i don’t know what to do, i mean my dad thinks i’m fucking my brother!

Wally, incredulous: …what the fuck did you do to make Bruce think you’re fucking Tim???

Dick, horrified: OH MY GOD NO? I MEANT JASON!

Wally: HE THINKS YOU’RE FUCKING A CORPSE!?

Dick: OK NO- I SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED BETTER WAIT A SECOND-

Wally: *distressed noises*

Damian and Jon are black cat and golden retriever coded to you. To me they are two snakes hissing at each other.

Let Damian make anime references while his out fighting, let the kid be cringe, I think it's deserved

Forcing Oliver into being friends with Damian and Jon like a helicopter parent.

howdy pardner

since a lot of yall liked the idea of cowboy nightwing

throws these out for good measure

freaky wip photo