A Severely Underrated And Underused Pre-reveal-Red-Hood-plot Is The One Where Dick Finds Out That He’s

To me biblically accurate Jondami is them constantly insulting each other and arguing/fighting but it's also painfully obvious to everyone around them how in love they are.

Superman born circa 1990 and being in his early 30s as of 2025 doesn’t wear a cape simply because it was common amongst his people. He wears it partially because of social media and people being so thirsty.

Early Superman goes out in the skintight suit and red boots with the House of El’s crest on his chest. He does his thing—saving the day and whatnot. He’s feared by some, but beloved by most. Then Twitter and its trending topics become a thing. Suddenly he’s feared by some, beloved by others, but lusted after by a fuckload of people.

“The people of the internet want to know if your ass is real,” Hal giggles breathlessly. “They think your suit is padded!”

Clark crosses his arms and absolutely does not pout. He’s not pouting. Or blushing.

“Oh my God,” Barry cackles, scrolling on his phone. “This is everything. They’re calling you Super Thicc Man.”

“Two c’s,” Ollie snorts as he looks over Barry’s shoulder. “There are memes, Blue. You’re a meme.”

Hal squawks and shoves his phone into Bruce’s face. To his credit, Bruce barely twitches—to the naked human eye, anyway. Clark knows Bruce’s micro expressions better than anyone and can tell the other man’s snickering in his head.

“‘Double cheeked up’ is trending!” Hal nearly falls out of his seat laughing. “Holy shit. ‘What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon—hella ass, the sun is still out.’ This is the best day of my life!”

Bruce coughs delicately—a sure sign that he’s losing the fight to giggles.

“Maybe,” he says slowly, “this is a good thing. They’re not afraid of you if they’re lusting after you.”

Clark blushes for hours on end. Ma retrieves the red blanket he’d been wrapped in when he landed on Earth and sews him his first cape. Bruce, being a good and apologetic friend, scrubs as many of the memes from the internet as he can.

how embarrassing 🤨…

post 1:07 AM. head empty, no thoughts

inspired by this panel:

and jason and steph

ABSOLUTE FLASH !!!

i saw his design and i couldn't resist

Batfamily - 530*160

Artist : Lan.C

He’s such a crash out but I would be too if I lived in New Jersey

In defense of Jon's taste in clothes, the bus boy fit he dreamt up damian wearing and the white knight suit he gifted to damian are both 👌 chefs kiss just wait to see what kind of wedding dress he would pick out for damian!

Oh anon, put Damian in any of these

Just *mwah* beautiful

Incorrect batfam/ DC quotes but it's all stuff my friends & I said

Dick: I don't care! I will simply backflipp out of the conversation.

Jason: some people have trauma, other people have blunt force trauma. We're not the same!

Babara: you wouldn't steal the croissant of a person sitting in a wheelchair!

Steph: [Watching a musical] are they singing again?????

Tim: I have so much caffeine in my body, it would probably kill a small mammal.

Barry: In the name of the Lord! Spread your legs for science!

Roy: Which sick bastard came up with these Google maps routes???

Damian: You write you "G"s in the same way as my grandfather

Jon: omg maybe I am the reincarnation of your grandfather!!!

Damian:.....My grandfather isn't dead yet...

Jason: In the name of the Lord will I put this record on! [ABBA starts playing]