Post 1:07 AM. Head Empty, No Thoughts

U seen that video of that couple where the girl goes to grab his phone and he snatches his bag of chips thinking she’s going for that and then hands her his phone once he realizes? Thats jondami

LOVE when Damian is the normal one and Jon is fucking mental. Not even, Jon goes crazy to save him mental I mean like he’s just neurotic in his everyday life.

Jon: if I don’t save the world everyone’s going to die

Damian: please go back to sleep

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LAW 🎊

Bb Damian!!!

Just ask me if y'all want more of baby Damian or baby any member of the batfamily and how you want it and I'll gladly do it cuz I definitely don't have an upcoming exam and is willing to do anything to forget about it 😊

Damian: Cruel?

Jon: Yes

Damian: I don't want to go get a SCONE with you this morning and now I'm cruel?

Jon: Open your heart to me...

Jon: Damian!

Damian: Stop

Jon: OPEN YOUR HEART TO ME NOW!!

Damian: IT'S FUCKING OPEN

Jon giving this to Damian (I figured we could both laugh at this)

Damian's just like: I don't... I don't want this...

I didn't really get it at first. I was like: I could be the fourteen for you? What could it mean? 💀

Then I noticed the little space between the numbers and I did laugh 😭. I had to draw it, that's why I took my time replying this 😭✋

He be hitting that 😼 face.

In a future where Jon and Damian grow up together and Jon is a cringey teenager, I'm a firm believer this happened.

His mom took the photo btw.

Transfem Damian my beloved

DAMIAN WAYNE HEADCANON

A headcanon where Damian can't stand the cold, so when winter comes, he either avoids going outside or wears double the winter gear when he goes outsid

When he is forced to go outside, he huddles up in a big puffy coat, a large scarf, fur winter boots, a hoodie with cat ears (a gift from Dick), and earmuffs. He even brings Titus so he can have more warmth near him.

Throughout the year, the batfam has a scrapbook (that Damian doesn't know about) dedicated to Damian in his winter gear because it's one of the cutest/funniest things they have ever seen Damian do.

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