LOVE When Damian Is The Normal One And Jon Is Fucking Mental. Not Even, Jon Goes Crazy To Save Him Mental

as much as i enjoy the dog motif for jon i really do think it can go both ways. I'm re-reading the super sons comic and jon is constantly making Damian say "please" and "sorry" before doing what he wants. they both have such a tight grip on each other it's actually crazy

Damian Wayne goes to medical school to become a doctor and IMMEDIATELY the rouge gallery tries to indoctrinate him into being evil.

It’s not even that they know he’s Robin, it’s just that they think it’d be hilarious if they made Brucie Wayne’s son evil.

Jack: If someone is mean to you, you have to fight back, bud. You're a Drake, which means you're as tough as a dragon.

Baby Tim: Rawr.

Jack, holding back tears: Fuck, I'm such a good dad.

Janet: You have to be subtle with your insults. You must not be crude, nor weak. Understood, darling?

Baby Tim: So I can't say Daddy is dumb?

Janet: Exactly. You can offer to help him though. God knows that man needs it.

Brucie Wayne: Hi Janet, Jack! Oh, who's this little guy?

Baby Tim, staring into his soul: I saw pictures of you kissing Mommy and Daddy.

Brucie:

Janet:

Jack: That's because I'm a real catch, Timmy boy. Everyone wants a piece of me. I'm sure you'll be a heartbreaker just like me when you grow up.

Janet: Hun, shut up.

Baby Tim at a gala: OH MY GOD MOMMY ITS DICK!

Janet: Timothy! Where on earth did you get such crude language? No, stop it, no running-

Baby Tim: FLIPPY DICKIE!

Freshly adopted Dick Grayson after being bowled over by a toddler: Alfred did NOT go over this in his etiquette lessons.

Damian is very proud of his sleep schedule. He nurtures his body, mind and soul, he wouldn't be able to keep up with their lifestyle if he didn't. And getting enough sleep is a massive part of that.

So when someone messes with his carefully crafted sleep schedule, he gets very pissdd off.

Unfortunately, Tim's self-defense mechanism against Damian's attempts at establishing dominance is forcing the kid to take a nap.

Damian is not amused. He's losing sleep at night because of it.

So, he quickly stops attacking Tim. His schedule is more important.

Image with me if you will, high school Jon being on the baseball team, volleyball team, basketball team, The Kid Likes His Sports okay. Everyone who sees him assumes he's like the stereotypical jock who goes to parties and dates cheerleaders when in reality he is by far one of the most cringiest kids you will ever meet. The kid is watching anime and playing fortnite. He maybe 16 or 17 but a majority of his interests are still the same as when he was 13. He's flirting with Damian like "hey babe 😏" and Damian who's had to put up with his cringe ass since childhood is just like "stop it...please". And yes their are dating but it doesn't make Jon any less cringe and Damian any less tired.

A lot of people liked the :0 Damian on my last doodle page but one person called it popcat Damian and I knew what had to be done. He’s just a little man, anyway this was super fun and I probably should’ve done beast world Damian (maybe I’ll redraw it w that version idk)

dc characters as shit me and my friends have said part 3 bc my friends and I say insane shit

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Steph: wait so Jason was born ONE MONTH before 9/11

dick: yep

Steph: heh fitting

dick: wtf

Steph: I mean he IS the second robin

dick:

Steph: oh my god they hit the second Robin!

dick: does this make Tim the pentagon

Steph: yes

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(texting, after Damian starts dating Jon)

Tim: texting ur boyfrieennnnndd?

Damian: kys

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Tim: in chem we’re talking abt nuclear reactions and its actually fascinating  Clark: I LOVE NUCLEAR REACTIONS

Clark: I HAD A BRIEF OBSESSION WITH NUCLEAR FUSION IN FIFTH GRADE

Tim: THEYRE SO FASCINATING

Clark: I KNOW RIGHT THAT STUFFS SO COOL

*proceeds to nerd out about nuclear reactions*

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Texting (trust me on this duo okay):

Damian: today’s first art victim is your boy

damian: in full red hood gear for once

Roy: OMG YAY MY GUY

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Damian: my history homework is don’t do heroin

Jon: real

Damian: if you couldn’t guess we’re talking about the opium war

Jon: I have no idea what that is

Damian: the opium war???

Jon: I know the opioid crisis???

Damian: Where Britain shipped a shit ton of opium to China to get addicted to make money off of them? 

Jon: they what

Damian: did- did you not know about that???

Jon: this is your reminder that I have a midwestern public school history education

Damian: right

Jon: they do not like to talk about white peoples wrongs I fear

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Dick: me saying I can be subtle and then proceeding to do the most unsubtle thing ever

Wally: lmao can you ever be subtle

dick: I can!!!

dick: trust!!!

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Jason: if you’re gonna do illegal shit at least be cool about it

Jason: why do people who do illegal shit have no whimsy

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the sillies

Jason: "So what--"

Dick: "Shh."

Jason, taking his eyes off the road: "The fuck? Don't shush me."

Dick, gesturing: "Dami's asleep back there, you idiot."

Jason: "No way." *turns head* "Jeez."

Dick: "Case must've tired him out."

Jason: "He looks so innocent and childlike. I almost can't believe it."

Damian, putting his hands over Jason's eyes: "Trust your instincts next time. That was a test."

*car serves wildly, Jason and Dick start screaming*

Bro things