Red Hood: Damn, My Jacket Has A Hole In It

Ra’s complaining to that day’s personal bodyguard about how Damian never pays attention and wont stop fidgeting and never makes eye contact with him and he doesn’t know what to do because Talia is getting mad that he won’t bond with his own grandchild and Jason who got demoted to keeping an eye on Ra’s for the week after he killed another of Damian’s asshole tutors and got blood on his favourite rug is stood next to him like. dude your grandkid’s autistic. his special interest is animals. buy him a lizard or something. and Ra’s looks over at him with a considering gaze before going ‘maybe there was good reason for my daughter to take you in.’ and Jason has to report to Talia that evening like ‘the leader of the league of assasins is tucked into bed researching autism in children and also he says im his heir now’

When it comes to mission reports, Damian is the epitome of not showing your work.

Bruce: Damian, what did you do with the Riddler?

Damian: I apprehended him.

Bruce: When, where, and how?

Damian: Yesterday. Crime Alley. Stakeout.

Bruce: Why isn't any of this written down? You have to document it for future case references. You just wrote, "Done."

Damian: Because I'm done.

Bruce: But you're supposed to tell us the steps you took.

Damian: Step one: I did it.

Damian Al-Ghul Wayne's face card is so fucking lethal.

They took Talia Al-Ghul and Bruce Wayne, the two most beautiful people on the planet and made them have a kid.

This boy is so so so pretty. He walks into an art gallery and people stop to admire him.

Drop dead gorgeous? More like imma resurrect just to see this piece of beauty for myself.

Everyone falls all over themselves for him. This boy is the epitome of pretty privilege, be so fr😭😭.

And when he grows his hair out?? The world fucking stops. He looks so good in everything and anything goddamn.

My short list of romance anime that I've seen/read that that I think Damian would enjoy

School Rumle

Ouran High School Host Club (did this show age well? no. is it a classic? yes. i think he would enjoy the absurdity of it. the manga is definitely better)

Furits Baskt

Nana

Inuyasha

Princess Jellyfish

Sailor Moon

Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun

Banana Fish (there's little hints of romance but he'd enjoy the story over all)

You're Lie in April

Komi Can't Communicate

Sasaki to Miyano

Whisper Me A Love Song

Ranma 1/2

I personally don't watch or read a lot of romance anime myself, I tend to get bored unfortunately 🥲

THAT IS SHORT TO YOU 😭😭😭??? OMG I LITERALLY KNOW, LIKE, 5 ROMANCE ANIMES, MAYBE?

From this list I've seen Ranma 1/2, sailor moon, Inuyasha, Nana AND THAT'S IT. There are names I know, but romance is not really my thing 😭😭😭

AND NOW I SEE THIS, WOW. I KUST WATCH THEM ALL.

And about Damian watching them YES, HE DID 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥‼️‼️‼️ (in my head, he did) BECAUSE, I THINK HE LOVES ROMANCE, THE MANGA HE WAS READING might have been slice of life, it could be... BUT I THINK IT WAS ROMANCE, SO HE LIKES ROMANCE NOW.

PRETTY BABY BOY JOINING "GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY DON'T LIKE ROMANCE BUT SECRETLY ENJOY IT" AND JASON IS IN THAT CLUB 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️

jason: why are you looking at me like that?

damian, age 4, wondering why jason looks white if he's his brother: you're colored wrong

jason: what the fuck?

To me biblically accurate Jondami is them constantly insulting each other and arguing/fighting but it's also painfully obvious to everyone around them how in love they are.

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14 February! Except is not 14, but 13 because I'm too impatient to wait.

So, uh, happy pre-valentine's day???

Ra’s complaining to that day’s personal bodyguard about how Damian never pays attention and wont stop fidgeting and never makes eye contact with him and he doesn’t know what to do because Talia is getting mad that he won’t bond with his own grandchild and Jason who got demoted to keeping an eye on Ra’s for the week after he killed another of Damian’s asshole tutors and got blood on his favourite rug is stood next to him like. dude your grandkid’s autistic. his special interest is animals. buy him a lizard or something. and Ra’s looks over at him with a considering gaze before going ‘maybe there was good reason for my daughter to take you in.’ and Jason has to report to Talia that evening like ‘the leader of the league of assasins is tucked into bed researching autism in children and also he says im his heir now’

in a world as degrading and dangerous for women as the one piece world, nami serves as a symbol of hope to all girls that women can be free too. most civilian women in the op world have to be wary of what streets they go down, lest they get kidnapped and sold into the multi-island human trafficking circle that dominates the seas. they worry if one day they could run into a celestial dragon and on a whim, he’d decide to make her his personal pet, with no regard to her autonomy. women are labeled as weaker, as less conventional to be a pirate,,

and then you have nami. nami, the trustee of the most dangerous man in the world. nami, the fearless navigator that flew her crew to the sky. nami, the girl that broke herself free from the chains of her abuser and simultaneously freed her entire village. nami, the free spirit that punches men for being perverts while maintaining her femininity and glamour, because women don’t have to be less female to be badass.

god i love oda sm