jason: why are you looking at me like that?
damian, age 4, wondering why jason looks white if he's his brother: you're colored wrong
jason: what the fuck?
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Damian: I haven't been able to sleep since I got here. Every time I close my eyes, I can hear something crawling in the walls. Tim, who's been using forgotten passageways to avoid Alfred enforcing his bedrest orders: Damn, that's crazy
Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality among all mammals which is why the batfam are gay asf
Alt versions of the drawing - the main drawing was posted right before this. <3
I think Jon is a very intense version of Superman. He’s a kid given this big responsibility and almost no control on his very extreme emotions. I think he can get a bit erratic, I think he’s worn out his goodwill faster than Clark ever did or will. I also think Damian is more of a shining light in Gotham than Bruce ever was because Damian demonstrates change. He knows the city is hopeless but he also thinks it’s worth it because he changed. He knows how the blood on his hands felt and how it felt when he washed it off.
This is why when I like the demon Jon and angel Damian motif better than the inverse.
Tim Drake, CEO: So, why did you move to Gotham?
Employee: To tell you the truth, I was skeptical at first, but my husband insisted. He’s a big Batman fan.
Tim: I see. Are you a superhero fan as well?
Employee: yeah, not Batman though. I like that other one… what’s the name…
Tim: Robin? Black Bat? Batgirl?
Employee: no… Red! Red Robin! Yeah, I’ve seen him around, saw him save a bank. Now that guy was cool.
Tim: Interesting.
Tim [whispers to secretary]: Remind me to give him a promotion next month.
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Thinking about Damian who gets called 'a selfish prick without a heart or the emotional capacity to give even a sliver of a fuck' and he just hides how much that hurt him until eventually he comes up to Bruce or one of his brothers crying because is he really that heartless? is he really so selfish and cruel?
8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!
Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!
Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!
Bruce:
Dick: I just read it in a book
Bruce:
Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar
Dick: So you're a fruity bat?
Bruce:
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Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!
Bruce:
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