actually do you think when Damian gets in trouble at school and is called into the principal’s office he has to call for a family member to show up but Tim is the only one available and so he comes down to the school and walks into the office talking about how this needs to be quick because he has about three meetings he’s running late for-
the principal just kinda squints for a second and is like ‘aren’t you also one of my students?’
and Tim starts sweating. ‘what? no, i dropped out like six months ago’
‘i don’t remember you dropping out.’
‘well i less dropped out and more stopped showing up because i had to work-‘
‘that is no excuse, Timothy Jackson Drake.’
three hours later Bruce finally finishes whatever mission he was dealing with and has to go down to the school because now the principal wont let Tim leave without a guardian either. Bruce walks in with Tim’s emancipation papers to prove that he is indeed no longer a student and sees his two youngest sat in the corner, Damian shaking his head at Tim in pure disappointment while Tim hangs his head in humiliated shame and the principal talks about the consequences of missing six months worth of classes.
Damian tells the story over dinner and Dick and Jason both laugh so hard they start choking on their food
A drawing of Carrie Kelly, a friend's favorite Robin ✨
domestic jason <33
// f slur use (non derogatory?)
Kon's jacket!! the fuckin guy ever dude
close up of these freaks also bc i love them
and here is it without its pizazz or fun
Incorrect batfam/ DC quotes but it's all stuff my friends & I said
Dick: I don't care! I will simply backflipp out of the conversation.
Jason: some people have trauma, other people have blunt force trauma. We're not the same!
Babara: you wouldn't steal the croissant of a person sitting in a wheelchair!
Steph: [Watching a musical] are they singing again?????
Tim: I have so much caffeine in my body, it would probably kill a small mammal.
Barry: In the name of the Lord! Spread your legs for science!
Roy: Which sick bastard came up with these Google maps routes???
Damian: You write you "G"s in the same way as my grandfather
Jon: omg maybe I am the reincarnation of your grandfather!!!
Damian:.....My grandfather isn't dead yet...
Jason: In the name of the Lord will I put this record on! [ABBA starts playing]
no shade but damian pursues every girl he's been into in canon even if he is a little shy. why cant he be the one to ask jon out. why is every other fic damain refusing to acknowledge his feelings and being weird about it
Rough sketch of the gang
1. Dick is ceo of the “protect Damian club”
2. Jason’s wings are a little broken after the joker incident
3. Tim and steph are gossip girls
I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:
Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.
Bruce: What, why?!
Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.
Bruce: *is completely speechless*
Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.
Low quality Grayson from the comic I'm working
He feels nothing but rage and vengeance,24/7,365..
thought about what a robin to the absolute!batman would look like. conclusion: small
In defense of Jon's taste in clothes, the bus boy fit he dreamt up damian wearing and the white knight suit he gifted to damian are both 👌 chefs kiss just wait to see what kind of wedding dress he would pick out for damian!
Oh anon, put Damian in any of these
Just *mwah* beautiful