Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.
Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.
Red Hood: oh shit really?
Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!
Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.
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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:
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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-
Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!
the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.
Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.
Roy:
Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet
Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.
It's 1:20am and I'm making this mid ass meme and cracking up about it.....well.
We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Nami would've loved her SO damn much
Damian:.... *plays around with the flag* What do you want?
Bruce: Just checking
Damian: Hmhm
Bruce: That is not yours
Damian: *ignores him*
Bruce: You should give it back
Damian: No
Bruce: Damian
Damian: *ignores him again*
Bruce: *pats his shoulder and motions him to give him the flag*
Damian: *groans but reluctantly gives up* You are making me unhappier
Bruce: I get that a lot
Damian: *flops back on the bed*
Bruce: *also plays around with the flag*
Damian: Hypocrite
Bruce: That, too.
Bruce: Tomorrow, I will get you one
Damian: *shrugs*
Bruce: Which one?
Damian: The bi one so I can match with the family
Bruce: *smiles* Size?
Damian: Bigger than Tim's
Bruce: Of course
Anti hero Jon who has an obvious soft spot for the hero Damian
actually do you think when Damian gets in trouble at school and is called into the principal’s office he has to call for a family member to show up but Tim is the only one available and so he comes down to the school and walks into the office talking about how this needs to be quick because he has about three meetings he’s running late for-
the principal just kinda squints for a second and is like ‘aren’t you also one of my students?’
and Tim starts sweating. ‘what? no, i dropped out like six months ago’
‘i don’t remember you dropping out.’
‘well i less dropped out and more stopped showing up because i had to work-‘
‘that is no excuse, Timothy Jackson Drake.’
three hours later Bruce finally finishes whatever mission he was dealing with and has to go down to the school because now the principal wont let Tim leave without a guardian either. Bruce walks in with Tim’s emancipation papers to prove that he is indeed no longer a student and sees his two youngest sat in the corner, Damian shaking his head at Tim in pure disappointment while Tim hangs his head in humiliated shame and the principal talks about the consequences of missing six months worth of classes.
Damian tells the story over dinner and Dick and Jason both laugh so hard they start choking on their food
Alt versions of the drawing - the main drawing was posted right before this. <3
Bb Damian!!!
Just ask me if y'all want more of baby Damian or baby any member of the batfamily and how you want it and I'll gladly do it cuz I definitely don't have an upcoming exam and is willing to do anything to forget about it 😊
can’t get these idiots out of my head