"tim And Cass Look Alike" Hc But My Spin On It Is That Gothamites Keep Thinking Tim Is Bruce's Daughter

Damian Al-Ghul Wayne's face card is so fucking lethal.

They took Talia Al-Ghul and Bruce Wayne, the two most beautiful people on the planet and made them have a kid.

This boy is so so so pretty. He walks into an art gallery and people stop to admire him.

Drop dead gorgeous? More like imma resurrect just to see this piece of beauty for myself.

Everyone falls all over themselves for him. This boy is the epitome of pretty privilege, be so fr😭😭.

And when he grows his hair out?? The world fucking stops. He looks so good in everything and anything goddamn.

DC things that go hard as band names:

- The Phantom Zone

- Birds of Prey

- Slaughter Swamp

- Doomsday

- Apokolips

- Anything with "black"—Black Manta, Black Lightning, Black Mask

(feel free to add more)

It's 1:20am and I'm making this mid ass meme and cracking up about it.....well.

Tim, slightly drunk: I told you all that I lost my spleen, but I actually know exactly where it is, because Ra’s keeps it in a jar on his bedside table.

Jason, also drunk: THATS WHAT THAT IS?!?!

Tim: you’ve seen it? HOW HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!

Jason: I had to take Damian to visit Talia at the league!

Tim: AND YOU ENDED UP IN RA’S BEDROOM?

Jason: every time I go there I put an assortment of miscellaneous vegetables in his bedding to convince him he’s going insane.

Tim:

Tim: that’s actually kinda cool.

Jason: it’s the only thing that makes escourting the kid back and forth worth it.

Damian, twelve, Tim and Jason’s designated driver of the evening: I swear mother has assigned you to me like some sort of service dog, Todd.

Jason, nodding: or personal uber.

Tim: come to think of it I have seen you lay your head on him whenever you think he’s anxious-

Jason: HE SAYS IT HELPS-!

Damian: -fucking stay out of it, Drake!

Tim: aight damn

I so want more identity shenanigans fics about Jon crushing on (civilian) Damian, who crushes on (and a secret fan of) Superboy. It’s one of my favorite tropes.

Jon would be like ‘Darn. It. Why is my best friend so cute lately?’

While Damian would open his phone, get on private browsing (with all sorts of anti-spy stuff already installed), and read a Superboy x Reader fanfiction.

Thinking about Damian who gets called 'a selfish prick without a heart or the emotional capacity to give even a sliver of a fuck' and he just hides how much that hurt him until eventually he comes up to Bruce or one of his brothers crying because is he really that heartless? is he really so selfish and cruel?

14 February! Except is not 14, but 13 because I'm too impatient to wait.

So, uh, happy pre-valentine's day???

Jon becoming progressively more and more obsessed with Damian in the same way that proximity makes you more likely to start liking someone.

Like if you see someone frequently or your physically close to them a lot you're more likely to have romantic attraction to them. I think because Jon would always either be with Damian or listening to his heartbeat it would work the same, except with normal people there's obviously no way to CONSTANTLY be aware of someone, for Jon he can just listen to Damian's heartbeat 24/7 or even easily watch him from a distance whenever he feels like it. If people are more likely to catch feelings from just proximity being aware of someone at all times like that would probably lead to some sort of obsession, like I love the head canon that Jon needs to listen to Damian's heartbeat to fall asleep.

Damian Wayne goes to medical school to become a doctor and IMMEDIATELY the rouge gallery tries to indoctrinate him into being evil.

It’s not even that they know he’s Robin, it’s just that they think it’d be hilarious if they made Brucie Wayne’s son evil.

Here’s Damian, our fav Disney princess