When People Call The Secret History A Murder Mystery It Makes Me Want To Commit A Redistribution Of Matter.

the expectation of heterosexuality in films is so crazy-like watching glass onion and my dad just sighs and says ' god why is it only gay men that have style...' and i legitimately went 'what about Benoit Blanc?' and he looked at me with such concern

EXACTLY the potential was just !!!!

do you ever think how weird it is that disney thought

"hmm yes lets make a film, lock ALL villians on an isle, yeah murderers rapist and literal canonical *child abuse*, horrible traumatic childhoods all round, very dark and gritty concept.....but, like-its totes pg!!

the comedic timing of this post was greatly magnified by the time it took for me to physically scroll down

watching ofmd pt 2

part 2. of watching ofmd with my slightly right leaning immigrant dad and holy sHIT HES SO INVESTED-when we first saw Blackbeard he was like 'definitely softie' and he is now STILL hlding it over my head as we are pulled further into a binge watching abyss- he has stopped lowkey shipping and has started high key shipping. it was inevitable.

yes, jayce talis CAN be a hextech genuis AND a himbo

When people call The Secret History a murder mystery it makes me want to commit a redistribution of matter.

do you ever like...engage with a source material SO POORLY WRITTEN that you just redo it,,,like in your head and when you encounter others from the fandom you're just reminded that no, you have some barely remembered canon and A LOT of daydreaming....

me, opening tumblr after a 3 week hiatus: what the FUCK did neil do this time,,,

making something with your hands is-like-!!!! I MADE THIS my efforts are concrete and worthy, instant mood boost-ahh i feel like a medieval craftsman named septimus the maker in the best way possible-LIKE I BIRTHED THIS INTO EXISTANCE HOW RAD IS THAT??!!

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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