GOING TO THE DOCTOR
Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die
Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know
@ak800 STOP PUTTING SONIC ON MY FEAT ILL FIND YOU AND ILL TIE YOU TO A CHAIR AND MAKE YOU WATCH ALL THE SHOWS YOU SAID YOUD WATCH BUT DIDNT, STOP THIS MADNESSSSS!!!
Remember to;
Stretch your wings, tail, fins, and body
Moisture your scales
Fluff up your feathers
Pluck the bugs off your skin (or a friends)
Pick the crusties off your horns
Shine your halo
Sharpen your teeth and claws
Hide among the darkness
Create a huddle amount those close to you
Trick some humans into thinking you’re one of them
Be free
Ration the food among your pack
Refine your burrow/nest/den
Hydrate yourself
Nourish yourself
1 like and i will draw them kissing
i insist we take pictures of me shooting you in the neck <33
uhhh because of complications I HAVE A MADDIE COSPLAY COMING UP‼️‼️‼️ ARE YALL EXCITED⁉️⁉️⁉️ i yell to the crowd of my two friends and my boyfriend (hi babe)
i miss my wife...
Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic
And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun
something about glorious ovulation
(cheeky version without shower fog for my patr0ns)
Mods are asleep post that one official art where Misato and Ritsuko absolutely unambiguously fucked
i was doing some staring at the wall and you would not believe the gasp that left my mouth as i came to realize that life is strange is just a trolley problem.
A visualization:
cant believe i cried over a glorified trolley problem
happy birthday to me!
The #sugarisnotacondiment AU is pretty much a modern one and I was like... The chances that Powder is just nickname are very high, so I came up with the idea that Felicia and Connol wanted to name their kid after his grandma, or something. 🤣✌️
--they/them//im very horny on the internet but terribly asexual in real life//terribly obsessed with life is strange currently--
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