Jayce doesn’t make Viktor come to galas anymore bc one time, a Piltover nobleman asked Viktor how he had such an incredible figure and Viktor just deadpanned, “Poverty.”
my arcane book arrives tomorrow!!
man, so excited to play life is strange, i really love chloe, i hope nothing happens to her- OH MY FUCKING GOD
culturally insensitive things to say to your werewolf girlfriend.
Water Lilies painted by Claude Monet (1840 - 1926)
German literary periods ranked from worst to best
5. Weimarer Klassik (1786-1832) - go suck Goethes dick
4. Realismus (1848-1890) - maybe you could imply even less that you want social change? I could have almost seen a glimpse of class consciousness somewhere below the sub-sub-text
3. Romantik (1795-1840) - yall didnt even try to say anything, you were just horny on main for fairies and honestly? i respect that
2. Naturalismus (1880-1900) - now we are getting somewhere!! this period is Friedrich Engels approved
1. Expressionismus (1900-1930) - drugged, mentally unstable and painfully aware of the world burning <33 but also. mayybe. what if we all held hands?. and there were a lot of colours?..
prank master chloe
i am very normal about the italian creature (he's a lesbian to me)
This is now my new favorite best friend duo
--they/them//im very horny on the internet but terribly asexual in real life//terribly obsessed with life is strange currently--
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